Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. finale

    finale said, 6 months ago

    Get the Crocs to help. Most of them HAVE TO Be “under the influence”.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    Maybe he could make up a slang name for the stuff, like “Crystal Pepsi.”

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 6 months ago

    Do I wanna know what the deleted-for-publication word is?

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    Crystal Meth?
    (Is there going to be a strip where Pig and Rat get stuck in the middle of nowhere after Pig puts the key in the ignition and leaves the battery on for two days?’)

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, 6 months ago

    Here in Hawaii, they call it Ice.

  6. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

    Hey, Pastis! Give us those words here in the comments, and we can photoshop them into the strip in the privacy of our own homes, for our own personal use!

  7. robert lopez jr.

    robert lopez jr. GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Rat is off on a great adventure.Guard Duck(DEA Agent) Crocs(Badger & Skinny Pete wanna-be’s) Pastis(Gus Frin)

  8. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 6 months ago


    I had no idea what ‘Breaking Bad’ was.
    Just Googled it and discovered methamphetamine, an illegal recreational sex drug, is manufactured and distributed by a character in this American crime drama television series.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Crystal meth, bee-yotch? Oh, Cartoon-Boy, you naughty, naughty boy!

  10. Togki&Goom

    Togki&Goom said, 6 months ago

    Just don’t show Rat in his tidy whities during the pilot.

  11. donaldrk30

    donaldrk30 GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @A Common 'tater

    REALLY!?

  12. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    A straight analog is usually good enough.
    Just call it “Negative Campaign Material”.
    People need their bumper stickers.
    Unexamined belief is the opiate of the masses.

  13. Johnathan Hughes

    Johnathan Hughes said, 6 months ago

    Oh, come on people . .

    The fact that he has to censor the words is the JOKE. Don’t ask him to put it in the comments, that would kill it. It’s funnier this way, FAR funnier!!!!!!

  14. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 6 months ago

    @A Common 'tater

    Then it’s not worth watching or parodying.

  15. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 6 months ago

    This strip need a vacation to come up with something funny.

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