Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 03, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Have you heard I'm a medical doctor now? Zebra: Oh, yeah?... I hear a lot of doctors are closing down their practices these days because they're tired of dealing with health insurance companies. Rat: Not me. I have staff that takes care of all that. And they're pretty effective. Zebra: What makes them effective? Guard Duck: Pay for the procedure. Insurance Agent: Okay.
I’m not surprised that Acme H.M.O. has to be so aggressive in collecting their money – I’m sure they have to spend a lot of money on their #1 customer because of his tendencies to fall off cliffs and blow himself up.