Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 8 months ago

    Later that day, Guard Duck accidentally sets off an incendiary device, causing people to point and say, “Look at that flaming HMO!”

  2. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 8 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Bad, bad, bad………

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 8 months ago

    At that range, the warhead wouldn’t detonate.
    (Not that it’ll really matter to the poor shmo looking at the tip.)

  4. noahproblem

    noahproblem said, 8 months ago

    I’m not surprised that Acme H.M.O. has to be so aggressive in collecting their money – I’m sure they have to spend a lot of money on their #1 customer because of his tendencies to fall off cliffs and blow himself up.

  5. LobosSolos

    LobosSolos said, 8 months ago



  6. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 8 months ago


    An astute and Wile E. comment.

  7. UmbrellaKorp

    UmbrellaKorp said, 8 months ago

    Obviously, Obama should have consulted Rat!

  8. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    My primary care guy went concierge: One large flat fee for a year service. It solves a large number of problems for him and gets me better face time.

  9. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 8 months ago


    A faggot is a bundle of sticks, get it?

  10. Dabattlebacca

    Dabattlebacca said, 8 months ago

    Ah, good ol Guard Duck!

  11. JudyAz

    JudyAz said, 8 months ago

    @Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Or a cigarette

  12. bgby4884

    bgby4884 said, 8 months ago

    HMO’s. The last great Democrat idea. Not quite as big a failure as this one.

  13. Dan Singleton

    Dan Singleton GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    It’s more the medical malpractice insurance they have to carry because of corrupt personal injury lawyers.

  14. david_42

    david_42 said, 8 months ago

    My doctor says going to electronic records has made it easier for him and his staff to work with the insurance companies.

  15. Enoki

    Enoki said, 8 months ago

    Rat has figured out an effective billing method for Medicare…

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