Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    I wonder if Captain Douchebag is faster than a speeding bullet.
    Let’s shoot one at him and see.

  2. Flashold

    Flashold said, 9 months ago

    Modesty is not one of his special powers.

  3. inshadowz

    inshadowz said, 9 months ago

    I bet he can stop a speeding bullet. Once.

  4. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 9 months ago

    Jeff is a real bicyc-hole. (Riding on the bus on the way home, another member of this species tried to swerve around the bus. He almost learned a lesson in physics, about conservation of momentum.)

  5. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 9 months ago

    Unless it’s short for el Jefe…

  6. Nachikethass

    Nachikethass said, 9 months ago

    Be kind – it’s Jef’s birthday today! :)

  7. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 9 months ago

    Why does so much of the action here take place by a coffee shop counter?

  8. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Life is too short to be marred by the illusion of perfection.

  9. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 9 months ago

    Is Jeff a bi cyclist?

  10. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Jef should jump off a tall building. Into a separated Bike Lane. He may not even die-since he won’t hit any type of traffic, even bike traffic.

  11. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 9 months ago

    He must have been riding without a helmet at times.

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Jef, I don’t care what powers you do or don’t have; just go take a flying leap!

  13. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 9 months ago

    Goat has the right idea.

  14. jeffiekins

    jeffiekins said, 9 months ago

    @Arye Uygur

    Why does so much action take place at a coffee shop counter?

    Could it have anything to do with the coffee shop setting having no foreground or background to draw? Draw a horizontal line, shade above, shade differently below, plop in a couple of props from clip art, and boom! Coffee shop counter.

    Yes, I’m Stephan bashing, but not so harshly as he does himself.

    Truth is, this strip is not about the art, so if he wants to take an occasional day off from it, that’s totally OK with me.

  15. Dabattlebacca

    Dabattlebacca said, 9 months ago

    Cyclist=gods to cyclists
    Cyclist=Jerk to others

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