Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    Frankly, I don’t give a rat’s…

  2. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 11 months ago

    To be fair, a roll of toliet paper is bigger than rat.

  3. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, 11 months ago

    I thought that a task like changing the toilet paper is why Rat let Steph stay?

  4. einarbt

    einarbt said, 11 months ago

    Rat needs a life.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago


    Rat needs a wife.

    But since that is not likely to happen, he will have to accept that there are some things around their house that Pig won’t be able to do for him. Maybe he could arrange to borrow Jarvis from Sedgwick Nuttingham IV (over at the Monty strip) on alternate weekends….

  6. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    Maybe he sat on Stehpan’s knees….I can picture that. I wish I hadn’t, but I did. What’s going on in this house with all the toilet goings on.

  7. PICTO

    PICTO said, 11 months ago

    No job is done until the paperwork is completed.

  8. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 11 months ago

    Probably put the roll on backwards, too.

    (Cue T.P. roll etiquette discussion)

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    ^ NOPE! UN-UH! NOT going there! (Over the top!)

  10. unnormal

    unnormal said, 11 months ago


    Stephen probably used all but the last three inches of the roll.

  11. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 11 months ago

    the few Rats {Pets} I’ve known do it anyplace anytime or whatever, no control…

  12. Arthur Dent

    Arthur Dent GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Maybe not changing the toilet roll is why Stephan’s wife kicked him out of the house.

  13. Joe King

    Joe King said, 11 months ago

    Righto…sorta like being married!

  14. LuvThemPluggers

    LuvThemPluggers said, 11 months ago

    This one is going up on a lot of bathroom mirrors!

  15. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 11 months ago

    Ooo, Rat is a fellow traveler with the families I stay with! Last night I faced a new roll that had been propped on top of the toilet-paper holder. The perp does this so as not to deal with the spring-loaded thingie. I do admit, as suggested by unnormal, to surreptitiously using the new roll and leaving “three inches” of t. p. on the old roll. This doesn’t really work after the new roll is noiceably diminished. BTW, good comments, folks!

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