Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    To answer Big Betty’s question, Pig said it. She should know that; she was right there.
    He should have introduced them individually: “This is my friend Elizabeth. This is her child. And this is her beer gut.”

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 9 months ago

    Goat should really examine Pig’s acquaintances to make sure they really are what Pig says they are (like for example make sure Elizabeth has a child with her, not in her).

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson


  4. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 9 months ago

    She hit the wrong one.

  5. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Obviously she was expecting to be insulted.
    A less violent but equally devastating response would have been, “Any moment now I expect to be offered a drink.”

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

  7. cdgar

    cdgar said, 9 months ago

    Pig has a way with words. Usually the wrong way.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Being Pig’s friend is a dangerous occupation for Goat. He becomes the default Fall Guy.

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 9 months ago


    Could be worse … he could be called “Bob”.

  10. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 9 months ago

    Thanks to that dumb Pig, Goat got Elizabeth’s goat.

  11. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 9 months ago

    A woman and child is not the same as a woman with child.

  12. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 9 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    what, and ruin the gag?

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago

    Hmmm… Elizabeth turned 90° counter-clockwise in the second pane.

    Also Goat switched his mug to his left trotter.

  14. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, 9 months ago


    “she was EXPECTING to be insulted.” Funny!

  15. Okami Ryu

    Okami Ryu said, 9 months ago

    Someone’s been watching “Julian Smith- With Child” on youtube.

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