Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    To answer Big Betty’s question, Pig said it. She should know that; she was right there.
    He should have introduced them individually: “This is my friend Elizabeth. This is her child. And this is her beer gut.”

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 12 months ago

    Goat should really examine Pig’s acquaintances to make sure they really are what Pig says they are (like for example make sure Elizabeth has a child with her, not in her).

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson


  4. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 12 months ago

    She hit the wrong one.

  5. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Obviously she was expecting to be insulted.
    A less violent but equally devastating response would have been, “Any moment now I expect to be offered a drink.”

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, 12 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

  7. cdgar

    cdgar said, 12 months ago

    Pig has a way with words. Usually the wrong way.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Being Pig’s friend is a dangerous occupation for Goat. He becomes the default Fall Guy.

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago


    Could be worse … he could be called “Bob”.

  10. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 12 months ago

    Thanks to that dumb Pig, Goat got Elizabeth’s goat.

  11. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 12 months ago

    A woman and child is not the same as a woman with child.

  12. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 12 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    what, and ruin the gag?

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 12 months ago

    Hmmm… Elizabeth turned 90° counter-clockwise in the second pane.

    Also Goat switched his mug to his left trotter.

  14. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, 12 months ago


    “she was EXPECTING to be insulted.” Funny!

  15. Okami Ryu

    Okami Ryu said, 12 months ago

    Someone’s been watching “Julian Smith- With Child” on youtube.

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