Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    …and that’s not a giant straw. It’s just a hose to provide the bubbles.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry, penguins, it’s easy to confuse the crocs; just ask them if the glass is half full or half empty.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Good plan!

  4. partyalldatyme

    partyalldatyme said, over 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Nah, that won’t work. “Ees glass haf emtee? Ees haf full of milk. Need fill wit oreo tings.”

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    @Bilan

    Ah, I can make my own bubbles in a jacuzzi.


    … or, wasn’t I s’posed to say that ?

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘That not seasoning salt, it bubblebath.’

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 1 year ago

    Cleopatra and Sarah Bernhardt favoured milk baths. Or was that Anna Held. Perhaps both.

  8. Kaywest

    Kaywest said, over 1 year ago

    I knew Pastis was milking this penguin arc…

  9. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, over 1 year ago

    Cue killer milk sharks in 3… 2… 1….

  10. gyroman12345

    gyroman12345 said, over 1 year ago

    leetle oreo tings.

  11. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    Rough scaling again…

    If we accept Morty and Saul as Emperor Penguins at 3 feet tall, then there’s about 30.5 cubic feet of milk in that glass. About 914 U.S. quarts.

  12. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 1 year ago

    Those are some lazy crocs! Dip your own Oreos!

  13. aicarrie1

    aicarrie1 said, over 1 year ago

    Ask the croc if the milk is warm enough and ask the croc to test it. Turn the glass upside down.

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  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    How could any legitimate adoption agency put the penguins with Zeeba Zeeba Eata?

    On 2nd Thought—Why am I using the word “legitimate” in connection with THIS comic strip?!?

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