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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Oct 12, 2013
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Moe:  What are you doing, Joe?
Joe:  It's me and my wife's 20th anniversary. So I thought I'd get her some flowers.
Moe:  Wow. Twenty years. What's that like?
Joe:  Pretty amazing, Moe. It's like having a soul mate.
Moe:  Really?
Joe:  Really. Someone who knows your every predilection. Your every want. How you like your coffee. How you like your mattress. How you like your socks arranged.  But enough of this chit chat. I have a gift to give.  Happy Anniversary, my lovely wife.
Penguin:  Wife? I'm not your wife.
Joe:  Penguins are so hard to tell apart.
Oct 14, 2013
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