Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 3 years ago

    Fortunately, the censors don’t need censoring.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 3 years ago

    Those guys with the silly hats had better watch out, or I’ll sic a 300-pound private detective on them.
    :
    Beware my massive dick!

  3. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 3 years ago

    He went to UC Berkeley? Does that make him a Bear Ass?

  4. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, almost 3 years ago

    I wonder if he’s related to Danny Donkey.

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, almost 3 years ago

    He IS a smart ASS!

  6. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, almost 3 years ago

    I support Rat’s right to use the word of his choice – as long as it isn’t Lemming

  7. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    He’s so smart that he can sit on ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

  8. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 3 years ago

    I’m on the side of both Rat and the censors.

  9. sweeper1

    sweeper1 said, almost 3 years ago

    my dad always said, why don’t donkeys talk? cuz no one likes a smart ass

  10. Aaron Myhre

    Aaron Myhre said, almost 3 years ago

    Smart ass or rich ass?

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    Interesting how some words are considered offensive in one context but not another.
    When I was a kid, I would have received the strap for swearing… but not for using racial slurs like the ‘N’ word, kike, wop… Now it seems to be the other way around.

  12. partyalldatyme

    partyalldatyme said, almost 3 years ago

    Whenever I’m accused of being a smart ass, I respond, “Better than being a dumb ass.”

  13. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Interesting- N word. no K word? no W word? it’s all the BS word.

  14. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas said, almost 3 years ago

    Not being English, I have never been punished for using words like F*. I can call my wife a B* and she’ll smile, but I shouldn’t use the Dutch equivalent or all hell will break loose.

  15. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 3 years ago

    To paraphrase (or maybe quote) the late, great, George Carlin:

    “You can prick your finger in public, but don’t do it the other way around.”

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