Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. einarbt

    einarbt GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Not just goldfish.

  2. kamb8

    kamb8 said, 12 months ago

    It must be boring to be a goldfish. (And don’t say any of that 3/7/20/whatever made-up number second memory stuff, goldfish have longer memories than that.

  3. punmeister

    punmeister said, 12 months ago

    He died and went to heaven, where the streets are paved with goldfish. It’s a case of Pearly Gates After Swine.

  4. thepinkpanther

    thepinkpanther said, 12 months ago

    Awww. I thought he was happy in the 2nd panel.

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, 12 months ago

    If it were heaven, you would have the little plastic scuba diver and the treasure chest.

  6. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 12 months ago

    Lower your expectations, Gomer…

  7. Flashold

    Flashold said, 12 months ago

    A goldfish memory lasts about 3 seconds. (talk about ADS!)

  8. cdgar

    cdgar said, 12 months ago

    I had a goldfish once. He was delicious.

  9. flashnzoom

    flashnzoom said, 12 months ago

    Gomer is lucky he is not a cracker.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Congratulations, Pig! You actually recognized sarcasm! Gomer is surely one ungrateful goldfish. I’ll not miss him when he gets flushed.

  11. old1953

    old1953 said, 12 months ago


    Dunno about goldfish, but I’ve caught and released the same fish in the same spot twice in the same day. (Doing it right is NOT doing it like they do it on TV.)

  12. ninjagozane13

    ninjagozane13 said, 12 months ago

    im glad im not a gpldfish O_o

  13. rshive

    rshive said, 12 months ago

    I think that maybe other species exhibit that behavior, Pig.

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 12 months ago


    Hanging around with Rat all the time, Pig knows sarcasm.

  15. Enoki

    Enoki said, 12 months ago

    How come MY goldfish, Mr. Fish, isn’t sarcastic? He does rearrange the stuff in the tank periodically though so maybe he’s really Mrs. Fish…

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