Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. einarbt

    einarbt said, over 1 year ago

    Not just goldfish.

  2. kamb8

    kamb8 said, over 1 year ago

    It must be boring to be a goldfish. (And don’t say any of that 3/7/20/whatever made-up number second memory stuff, goldfish have longer memories than that.

  3. punmeister

    punmeister said, over 1 year ago

    He died and went to heaven, where the streets are paved with goldfish. It’s a case of Pearly Gates After Swine.

  4. thepinkpanther

    thepinkpanther said, over 1 year ago

    Awww. I thought he was happy in the 2nd panel.

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    If it were heaven, you would have the little plastic scuba diver and the treasure chest.

  6. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 1 year ago

    Lower your expectations, Gomer…

  7. Flashold

    Flashold said, over 1 year ago

    A goldfish memory lasts about 3 seconds. (talk about ADS!)

  8. cdgar

    cdgar said, over 1 year ago

    I had a goldfish once. He was delicious.

  9. flashnzoom

    flashnzoom said, over 1 year ago

    Gomer is lucky he is not a cracker.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Congratulations, Pig! You actually recognized sarcasm! Gomer is surely one ungrateful goldfish. I’ll not miss him when he gets flushed.

  11. ninjagozane13

    ninjagozane13 said, over 1 year ago

    im glad im not a gpldfish O_o

  12. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    I think that maybe other species exhibit that behavior, Pig.

  13. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 1 year ago

    @Sisyphos

    Hanging around with Rat all the time, Pig knows sarcasm.

  14. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 1 year ago

    How come MY goldfish, Mr. Fish, isn’t sarcastic? He does rearrange the stuff in the tank periodically though so maybe he’s really Mrs. Fish…

  15. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    For an encore, he whistles “Happy Days Are Here Again.”

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