Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, about 1 year ago

    The worst of Lincoln, coming right up!

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    Four score and seven beers ago…
    :
    I SAID IT FIRST! I SAID IT FIRST!

  3. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, about 1 year ago

    I think that’s called a “bustle”. Hustle the bustle, baby!

  4. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, about 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    FOUL!!! NO FAIR! NO FAIR! I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST, BUT DIDN’T SAY IT! lol

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    What did Abraham Lincoln say when he woke up with a hangover.
    ’I freed who?

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Chicks dig guys with Marfan syndrome.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    If she was Al Qaida it would be, “Does my bomb look big in this ?”.

  8. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Honestly, Abe, that’s not PC.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    American History lessons at Beerland should be taken with a grain of salt, or a few sips of the brew. Carry on, Mr. Lincoln!

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 1 year ago

    A penny for his thoughts, (See what I did there?) isn’t worth it…..

  11. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Goat’s expression is priceless.

  12. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, about 1 year ago

    @c.davies -
    Where’s Goat? I see zeeba!

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Sisyphos

    I thought salt was for Margaritas?

    Cue the Lincoln Jokes…after all, it IS “Pearls Before Swine”, so tasteless jokes are par for the course here…

    “Other then that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

    Did you know Lincoln was Jewish?
    He was shot in the Temple…

    Sorry…way too much Pastis…

  14. David Smith

    David Smith GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a cartoon called “Hard Drinkin’ Lincoln”. Came out years ago but is still funny. It is cruder than Mr Pastis could ever HOPE to be in his strip – but that is no fault of his, he would be the South Park of the comic strips if allowed. Anyways, check out Hard Drinkin Lincoln on youtube.

  15. leokev

    leokev said, about 1 year ago

    Jackson or Grant would have provided more fodder.

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