Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 3 years ago

    The worst of Lincoln, coming right up!

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 3 years ago

    Four score and seven beers ago…
    :
    I SAID IT FIRST! I SAID IT FIRST!

  3. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, almost 3 years ago

    I think that’s called a “bustle”. Hustle the bustle, baby!

  4. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    FOUL!!! NO FAIR! NO FAIR! I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST, BUT DIDN’T SAY IT! lol

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    What did Abraham Lincoln say when he woke up with a hangover.
    ’I freed who?

  6. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Chicks dig guys with Marfan syndrome.

  7. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Honestly, Abe, that’s not PC.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    American History lessons at Beerland should be taken with a grain of salt, or a few sips of the brew. Carry on, Mr. Lincoln!

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    A penny for his thoughts, (See what I did there?) isn’t worth it…..

  10. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, almost 3 years ago

    @c.davies -
    Where’s Goat? I see zeeba!

  11. David Smith

    David Smith GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a cartoon called “Hard Drinkin’ Lincoln”. Came out years ago but is still funny. It is cruder than Mr Pastis could ever HOPE to be in his strip – but that is no fault of his, he would be the South Park of the comic strips if allowed. Anyways, check out Hard Drinkin Lincoln on youtube.

  12. leokev

    leokev said, almost 3 years ago

    Jackson or Grant would have provided more fodder.

  13. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, almost 3 years ago

    Maybe they’re cannon balls.

  14. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, almost 3 years ago

    I made a similar comment to my Ex, Once. Notice the emphasis on Ex and Once.

  15. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, almost 3 years ago

    Love this gag, cracking me up everyday. The beer cans running in the background are f**king hilarious.

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