Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 2 years ago

    Arthur: I shouldn’t have green salad?
    Cow: I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I hope no one orders the fresh pork.

  3. Prof's hubbie

    Prof's hubbie said, about 2 years ago

    Shades of ‘Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy’.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    re: bilan

    That is a classic.

    Cow: something off the shoulder perhaps? Braised in a white wine sauce?

    Arthur: Er, your shoulder?

    Cow: of course. No one else’ is mine to offer. May I interest you in my liver? It should be very rich and tender by now; I’ve been force-feeding myself for months.

    Arthur: glass of water, please…

  5. rained123

    rained123 said, about 2 years ago

    Nobody can eat a animal, that had a name….

  6. firedome

    firedome said, about 2 years ago

    @Bilan

    in the mini-series, peter davison of doctor who played the cow…

  7. Wieswald

    Wieswald said, about 2 years ago

    Advice to Fred: DON’T PANIC and alway have your towel.

    42!

  8. thebird55

    thebird55 said, about 2 years ago

    If you are going to discuss The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you should start at the beginning.


    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

  9. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @thebird55

    So long and thanks for all the fish :-)

    Sorry couldn’t resist

  10. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 2 years ago

    Right, said Fred. I’m too sexy for your grill.

    He’s better read than dead.

  11. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @thebird55

    If you’re going to write a book, don’t destroy the earth in the first chapter.

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    @Rad-ish

    That’s what made the book interesting …


    On a similar note … apparently the BBC posted a story yesterday (April 1) claiming the Earth had been destroyed and the correspondent was reporting from the afterlife …

  13. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ‘Mostly harmless.’
    ‘Mostly harmless?’
    ‘Come on, I think that’s pretty good coverage for a disintegrated pile of rubble!’

  14. BlueJayRobin

    BlueJayRobin said, about 2 years ago

    A tale that’s as if it was carved by Slartibartfast himself out of ivory voluntarily given up by herds of elephants who competed for the honor.

  15. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 2 years ago

    Anybody know if Towly, from South Park is related to the towels in the “Guide”?

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