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   cdgar said, 2 months ago

   The kind of diet I need.
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   legaleagle48 said, 2 months ago

   Well, three-fourths of the word IS “die,” after all!
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   templo SUD said, 2 months ago

   Not even for a morsel of health food, Guard Duck? And how do you guard the cupboard, fridge and pantry all at once?
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   margueritem said, 2 months ago

   @templo SUD

   Guard Duck has his ways…
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   mjm313 said, 2 months ago

   Trust Guard Duck to put the “die” back in “die” + “t”, which leaves the rest to fit Pig to a “t”.
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   PUNishment said, 2 months ago

   @templo SUD

   Close enough only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades….
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   jackhs106 said, 2 months ago

   As I sit here scarfing ice cream…..
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   Peabody-Martini said, 2 months ago

   Anti tank rockets to enforce a diet, pretty hardcore.
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   trekman58 said, 2 months ago

   @Peabody-Martini

   That’s exactly what I thought – Die-t Hard! (sorry!)
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    Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

    If Guard Duck jumps down and fires … would that be a counter-attack?
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    old1953 said, 2 months ago

    LOL. Where can you hire this duck?
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    orinoco womble said, 2 months ago

    I need one of those.
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    Buckly34 said, 2 months ago

    @PUNishment

    …and dancing. Or so my wife tells me!
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    Juice- Bruce said, 2 months ago

    Tough love,duck style !
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    Brian K said, 2 months ago

    If worse comes to worse, do it the hard way, even if us means risking someone’s life
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