Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. cdgar

    cdgar said, over 1 year ago

    The kind of diet I need.

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    Well, three-fourths of the word IS “die,” after all!

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    Not even for a morsel of health food, Guard Duck? And how do you guard the cupboard, fridge and pantry all at once?

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Guard Duck has his ways…

  5. mjm313

    mjm313 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Trust Guard Duck to put the “die” back in “die” + “t”, which leaves the rest to fit Pig to a “t”.

  6. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, over 1 year ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Close enough only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades….

  7. jackhs106

    jackhs106 said, over 1 year ago

    As I sit here scarfing ice cream…..

  8. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 1 year ago

    Anti tank rockets to enforce a diet, pretty hardcore.

  9. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 1 year ago

    @Peabody-Martini

    That’s exactly what I thought – Die-t Hard! (sorry!)

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    If Guard Duck jumps down and fires … would that be a counter-attack?

  11. old1953

    old1953 said, over 1 year ago

    LOL. Where can you hire this duck?

  12. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 1 year ago

    I need one of those.

  13. Buckly34

    Buckly34 said, over 1 year ago

    @PUNishment

    …and dancing. Or so my wife tells me!

  14. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, over 1 year ago

    Tough love,duck style !

  15. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 1 year ago

    The Guard Duck diet always ensures you loose at least ten pounds.

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