Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Reya85

    Reya85 said, almost 4 years ago


  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    And you lack imagination, Rat.

  3. Winter Wren

    Winter Wren said, almost 4 years ago

    This strip is always good, but yesterday’s and days before about the “i love you too kid” note we’re great!

  4. noahproblem

    noahproblem said, almost 4 years ago

    OTOH, if the kicking involves the Oompa Loompas the film could easily make millions (sorry, Pig).

  5. firedome

    firedome said, almost 4 years ago

    rat, if you don’t do what he says, pastis is going to impair your vision…

  6. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago


    And take away your beer for good measure

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    I dunno, Cartoon-Pastis. Seems like more script there, in Rat’s proposal, than in a lot of made movies…. Just be sure to add plenty of sound effects and explosions to the kicks and you could have a hit! Trust me, kid!

  8. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, almost 4 years ago

    KIck him Pastis. Kick him good!

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 4 years ago


    So true. He could call it, “Hey Pig, Where’s My Beer” and it would be the next summer “blockbuster comedy.”

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Rat always forgets that while Stephan may lack vision, he does NOT lack erasers.

    Art gum, Rat?

  11. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 4 years ago

    well, that is a better plot than twilight. but, then again, some stories are good, but the execution was crap. john carter. cloud atlas(which may become a cult classic). oogieloves, 1000 words, dredd, big miracle. wanderlust, rock of ages, people like us, that’s my boy, premium rush, red tails. or, the anti muslim movie that had 0 showings, 0 box office, but spent $4 million and the producer is going back to jail for parole violation, a fatwa placed on his head, lawsuits from the cast and crew.

  12. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 4 years ago

    but, some movies mostly independent have really bad box offices just so, they meet the criteria for foreign distribution and sag…zyzzyx road had $30 box office(a katherine heigl movie), worst movie ever had 1 ticket sale opening weekend of $10, and offending angels had 89 pounds box office for a 70000 pound budget.

  13. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, almost 4 years ago

    I woudl pay to see a two hour mime kicking movie.

  14. tigre1again

    tigre1again said, almost 4 years ago

    (thump)Here, sit on this and feel how you smart…AMERICAN movies? or TV? we don’t have to watch the local product of half-baked media-shaped minds anymore, we’ve got world-wide choices anytime…haven’t watched much of anything American since Steve Martin stopped making smart ones.

    Old Italian tv rocks: visuals, plots, characters…and American radio? puh-leeze, you wheezer-geezers: NPR
    only. All else is baby-style ‘spit-up’ while being bottle-fed the accepted pap.

    Adults don’t use American media of any kind very much at all. Why waste brain-space on commercials that will be outdated and useless distractions to know tomorrow? There’s just GOTTA be something more appropriate…like, try reality? Paid attention to your wife lately? your dog?

  15. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, almost 4 years ago

    Better line might have been Rat saying you’ve gotten away with doing the same plot for years.

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