Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Brian K

    Brian K said, 6 months ago

    Come out of the hole with a gun

  2. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 6 months ago

    Ooh shoot, the BEAR VS BUNNY.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem said, 6 months ago

    It’s heck running in high heels.

  4. Tiana

    Tiana said, 6 months ago

    @margueritem

    Slow and steady wins the race!

  5. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

    Could be a scene from Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator.

  6. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

    I don’t know about you, Hops, but if a “predator” showed up at my door wearing high-heeled women’s boots, I’d call the police.

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    Reminds me of Wile E and Bugs in “operation rabbit.”

    “Allow me to introduce myself. I am Wile E. Coyote, Genius.

    " You are a rabbit, and i’m going to eat you for supper. Now don’t try to get away. I am more cunning, larger, faster than you are, and I’m a genius.

    “So I will give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers…”

  8. Rodney

    Rodney said, 6 months ago

    @SherlockWatson

    I’d call the Police and tell them to send the Coroner to pick up what’s left of the Predator…

  9. rayannina

    rayannina said, 6 months ago

    The low spark of high-heeled bears.

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    Well, I remember when the Crocs asked Zebra to please lie down on the grill.


    It’s difficult for prey, having to be rude, when the predators are all just so darn polite.

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    I hope your turkey was more accommodating, or you caught a lovely tofu….
    and that you have a lovely Thanksgiving….
    whether or not it’s a day you celebrate where you are.

  12. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

    He’s hunting wabbits! Be vewy, vewy quiet!

  13. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, 6 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    “I’m sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain’t home. And besides, we mailed you people a cheque last week.”

  14. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    Bear season, Wabbit season, Bear season …
    (You’re despicable !!)

  15. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 6 months ago

    First the Crocs, then the Killer Whale, then the male Lions, now Bennie the Black Bear. Incompetent predators are interesting (though the male Lions weren’t really all that incompetent as they let the females do the hunting) though Bennie really needs to go the way of the Killer Whale.

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