Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    People will be moving there in droves!

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    I grew up in California and we had swings there too!

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @margueritem

    I’d rather not catch an STD.

  4. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    ? state tax deduction?

  5. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    Okay, I’m game. What the hey’s a swinger state?

  6. tuna1

    tuna1 said, over 2 years ago

    Those would be the last three states I’d think of for swinging..

  7. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 2 years ago

    Terry Gross has dealt with far worse. Anyone else remember the Gene Simmons interview?

  8. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 2 years ago

    Bet they’re re-tire swings…

  9. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Ring a ding ding…

  10. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Put Pig’s name in….
    .
    A blonde lady applied for a job at the factory where they make the “Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls”. The boss told her to report for work on Monday and explained that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.
    On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn’t keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The blonde was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
    When the boss could control his laughter he said, “Lady, I said to give each doll two test-tickles.”

  11. tigre1again

    tigre1again said, over 2 years ago

    Yer nutz.

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Pig-in-glasses looks very smart.
    Looks can be deceiving.
    Yay, Swinger States! I worked in Ohio for many years….

  13. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, over 2 years ago

    @chireef

    I think it’s standard tax deduction.

  14. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    There’s a reason they call it the Show-Me State!

  15. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 2 years ago

    I like ‘Fresh Air’! It’s a great show! Please don’t take away PBS Mr Romney!

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