Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    Options are good…

  2. malpot

    malpot said, about 4 years ago


    Claymores are too!

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 4 years ago

    Mine your manners! (Nyuk nyuk nyuk)

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 4 years ago

    If you can’t get claymores, use a tellermine under the driveway…

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 4 years ago

    Yep, claymores will tell them how you feel

    ..and they’ll definitely get the point!

  6. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 4 years ago

    What do you do when you don’t have a walkway?

  7. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 4 years ago

    Did I miss something yesterday?

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 4 years ago

    I like options. I like Li’l Guard Duck. Mines can be hard to come by for the average citizen, but Guard Duck’s thinking is clear, cogent, and to the point. If Management doesn’t like it, …well, Guard Duck could invite them over to his place(“Keep Of the Grass”) for Conflict Resolution, his way….

  9. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 4 years ago

    another dying medium…radio.

  10. Aaron Myhre

    Aaron Myhre said, about 4 years ago

    All I hear when I turn it on is commercials on every station.

  11. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 4 years ago

    Guard Duck is the Howard Stern of Ducks.

  12. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, about 4 years ago

    @Aaron Myhre -
    Even when you PAY for it (Sirius/XM) you get stuck with the commercial ads. Same ones over and over. And thoughtlessly too. “Free for the next 100 callers” ain’t gonna’ last long when it’s being broadcast from space to the whole country, certainly not for 2-3 weeks. Time to ditch the subscription and fees.

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 4 years ago

    @Number Six

    “Did I miss something yesterday?”
    I was wondering myself. Yesterday’s strip is copyright 2010, and today we’re back to the L.G.D. radio arc. I’m guessing the update is for Sunday only carriers.
    Having done it a few times. (I kept hoping this show was different.) I now wonder at the people who regularly put themselves in the position of, metaphorically at least, kissing the call screener’s pimply rear end and then waiting an hour or more for less than a minute on air while the “Great Host” belittles them.
    Are there two doors to that studio, or did the door switch sides?

  14. Alabama_Al

    Alabama_Al said, about 4 years ago


    All true, but when the local radio stations are limited and totally insipid, Sirius/XM actually becomes worth it.

  15. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, about 4 years ago


    Good catch on the teleporting door!

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