Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. ILoveYoutube

    ILoveYoutube said, over 2 years ago

    So, shoot; don’t ask questions!!!

  2. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 2 years ago

    greedo didn’t shoot first and you see what happened to him

  3. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    shot first then make him apologize… worked for Chaney

  4. HogFan

    HogFan said, over 2 years ago

    If you shoot well enough, their is no need for questions!

  5. ILoveYoutube

    ILoveYoutube said, over 2 years ago

    @chireef

    Shoot. = :-)
    Shot. = :-(

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    @ILoveYoutube

    Shoot misses = :-(
    Shot fires back with good aim = :-)
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    Remember: If you’re using a gun you pretty much have to be the one who starts and finishes the gun fight with one shot.
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    Also remember: If somebody wants you dead he or she is highly unlikely to meet you in a fair fight. You’ll be killed, and your killer will write the history of the “glorious battle.”

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Put L’il Guard Duck up against Rush.

  8. firedome

    firedome said, over 2 years ago

    i think guard duck follows rush…

  9. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    Shoot first, then shoot again, then shoot some more. Survivors will be shot.

  10. hawgowar

    hawgowar said, over 2 years ago

    My kind of guard duck.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Guard Duck’s philosophy has the attraction that it works, as long as you don’t run out of ammunition. He’s a practical duck, a survivor. Can’t say the same for the big-haired boss with the mysterious fading [in panel 3] tie….

  12. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    You should shoot first and ask questions later.

    Are you dead yet?

  13. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    As in Viet Nam we kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out.

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 2 years ago

    You know that whole shoot firt ask question’s later thing never made much sense to me since the majority of the shoot first group seem to shoot until those they might ask questions of are not only dead but hamburg. Guard Duck has it right, his victims are pretty much ya need tweezers to find enough of them to fill a matchbox once he gets done so why bother asking questions later.

  15. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, over 2 years ago

    Maybe GD could demonstrate good etiquette by saying “Sorry” after he shot someone…or saying “Eat lead, please” before firing. Just suggestions.

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