Pearls Before Swine Comic Strip, October 11, 2012 on GoComics.com

ILoveYoutube said, 8 months ago

So, shoot; don’t ask questions!!!

rf_eq said, 8 months ago

greedo didn’t shoot first and you see what happened to him

chireef said, 8 months ago

shot first then make him apologize… worked for Chaney

HogFan said, 8 months ago

If you shoot well enough, their is no need for questions!

ILoveYoutube said, 8 months ago

@chireef

Shoot. = :-)
Shot. = :-(

Alexikakos said, 8 months ago

@ILoveYoutube

Shoot misses = :-(
Shot fires back with good aim = :-)
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Remember: If you’re using a gun you pretty much have to be the one who starts and finishes the gun fight with one shot.
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Also remember: If somebody wants you dead he or she is highly unlikely to meet you in a fair fight. You’ll be killed, and your killer will write the history of the “glorious battle.”

Radish said, 8 months ago

Put L’il Guard Duck up against Rush.

firedome said, 8 months ago

i think guard duck follows rush…

win said, 8 months ago

Shoot first, then shoot again, then shoot some more. Survivors will be shot.

hawgowar said, 8 months ago

My kind of guard duck.

Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

Guard Duck’s philosophy has the attraction that it works, as long as you don’t run out of ammunition. He’s a practical duck, a survivor. Can’t say the same for the big-haired boss with the mysterious fading [in panel 3] tie….

Bilan said, 7 months ago

You should shoot first and ask questions later.

Are you dead yet?

Hillbillyman said, 7 months ago

As in Viet Nam we kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out.

F6F5Hellcat said, 7 months ago

You know that whole shoot firt ask question’s later thing never made much sense to me since the majority of the shoot first group seem to shoot until those they might ask questions of are not only dead but hamburg. Guard Duck has it right, his victims are pretty much ya need tweezers to find enough of them to fill a matchbox once he gets done so why bother asking questions later.