Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 8 months ago

    I heard McDonald’s starts Monopoly today

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 8 months ago

    Yeah, the toy would have lured him alright…

  3. Havelock_Vetinari

    Havelock_Vetinari said, 8 months ago

    How did he die with a smile? And how did the crocs manage to make anything die at ALL!!

  4. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 8 months ago

    Must be a gnu meal.

  5. briatollah

    briatollah said, 8 months ago

    @Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Nobody actually wins anything but “food prizes”. Plus the game pieces are always on the most unhealthy menu items.

  6. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, 8 months ago

    @freeholder1

    more likely a gazelle. crocs never have good gnus

  7. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, 8 months ago

    @Havelock_Vetinari

    Ebay. Or maybe black-market Ebay.

  8. Havelock_Vetinari

    Havelock_Vetinari said, 8 months ago

    @thatnicecollegeguy

    But then why is he smiling? Perhaps the crocs have learned to make their prey drunk, and then kill them.

  9. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 8 months ago

    @briatollah

    Mostly, but last year i got a free “video game” from EA Sports

  10. win

    win said, 8 months ago

    Any meal I don’t have from McDonald’s is a happy meal.

  11. rusty gate

    rusty gate said, 8 months ago

    No gnus is good gnus I always say.

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

    @Havelock_Vetinari

    That trophy head is probably a synthetic fake that the crocs bought at a prop shop.
    Toys only work gud for leetul keeds, crocs!

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, 8 months ago

    No zeebas hurt in drawing dis.

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 8 months ago

    What did those idiots do this time, catch a stuffed antelope some taxidermist had a little fun with? What’s next, we find out tomorrow it was also set up to look like it was doing the hula? Or it was holding the gun that killed it in it’s paws?

  15. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, 8 months ago

    Whats amazing is they could kill anything.

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