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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Sep 22, 2012
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"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.  Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.  All the king's horses and all the  king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again.  So, Humpty sued the king's men for malpractice.  And sued the wall's engineer for defective design.  And sued the city for negligence.  Making Humpty rich.  And sitting on the wall different. 'But this isn't fun, mommy. Tighten your helmet strap, Timmy.'"
Goat:  'The Lawyer's Book O' Fairy Tales'??
Rat:  Gives them an updated feel.
Pig:  Yaaaay for our legal system!! Yaaaay!!
Sep 24, 2012
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