Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 3 years ago

    And actually, Rat, you ARE boring!

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Rat+bat=Splat!

  3. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 3 years ago

    When will goat learn that a rat smooshes nicely under one’s hoof?

  4. qingfzg

    qingfzg said, over 3 years ago

    I first see angry Rat.

  5. Benjamin Scott

    Benjamin Scott said, over 3 years ago

    Hahaha… sigh…

    I hate the dentist…

  6. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, over 3 years ago

    Stay away from rat.

  7. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 3 years ago

    @Benjamin Scott

    Ha Ha I hate that Rat

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 3 years ago

    @Gokie5 from yesterday:

    I can’t work out how to import photos, however, I can’t figure out how to do. It’s useless to me. Anyone have any other ideas?

    < a href=”URL” > < img src=”URL” > < /a >

    You’re on the right track

    First, tighten up all the spaces so it is one complete line of symbols. No spaces.

    Except the last > < should remain open. And there should be a space between img src as shown. That’s very important. No other spaces anywhere else..
    Now just paste the image URL between the "" and you should be in business.

  9. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 3 years ago

    Rat is boring. Let him try that stuff on Guard Duck. To paraphrase Connery, “You don’t bring a bat to a machine gun fight.”

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Speaking of boring….


    All you need for an image is <img src="URL" />


    No href tag or other complication EXCEPT first check image properties and make sure the picture is 350 pixels or less wide.


    If bigger, you must use
    <img src="URL" width="350" />

    (or a number smaller than 350).

    Without that, only part of it will display cos these boxes are 355 pixels wide.


    Be sure the spacing and quotation marks are just as shown…. don’t let the width attribute touch anything else, no spaces inside quotation marks, etc…


    To make it easy you can just save a few copies of what I typed in a text doc and use it repeatedly to paste in different image URLs.


    For more stuff, visit x_Tech’s formatting tips pageHERE on the June 26th ’08 Citizen Dog forum.

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Fore some reason the code posts with single quotes (’) — change them to double quotes…(") …. easy.

  12. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Hi Varnes —

    I’m usually up this late…. not always still posting cos I should be in bed.


    You’re up early!


    I’m having a good tomato year too, so far …. knock wood.
    Ours are just starting to ripen.

    Sounds like you need to keep your bread on a leash!
    Or was it wild boar bacon?

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Goat may now need a surgeon specializing in head injuries far more than a dentist. Drinking with Rat is inevitably messy (spilled coffee and spilled beer both today—twice the action!) and may be dangerous to your health….

  14. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 3 years ago

    @SusanSunshine and Varnes: I got up at 4:30, and i have school today! But my shower’s at 6, so that’s why im up

  15. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Rat is so insightful. It goes to show you, the more you know about the inner self, the more you can apply it to other people.

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