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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Aug 11, 2012
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Goat:  Hey, Pig. Why'd you need me to come over?
Pig:  I can't sleep.
Goat:  Why not?
Pig:  Rat said that if you're bad in life, you're forced to listen to nothing but polka music when you die.
Goat:  That's not true, Pig. He just says stuff like that to mess with you.
Pig:  Yeah...how silly.
Goat:  Now you get some sleep and I'll see you tomorrow.
Pig:  Thanks, Goat...you can turn off the lights on your way out.
*click*
Rat:  Pig?
Pig:  Goat? You still here?
*polka polka polka more polka*
Goat:  OUT!
Rat:  What? I'm just singing him a lullaby.
Pig:  AWAY WITH YE, SATAN! AWAY!!
Aug 13, 2012
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