Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

Recommended

Comments (34) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. ChrissyT

    ChrissyT said, 10 months ago

    Nice try, Pig. Nice try. The ol’ apron strings are longer than you think.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 10 months ago

    @ChrissyT

    Exactly. Hanging out with Rat, you’d think Pig would be a bit harder.

  3. Arianne

    Arianne said, 10 months ago

    She forgot to tell him to wear a scarf. Son of a muffler!

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Give Pig a break, guys. He didn’t get outside to make his Declaration of Independence yet!

  5. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 10 months ago

    . . . baby steps, Pig, baby steps . . .

    she said, put on a jacket, so you put on a sweater . . .

  6. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 10 months ago

    Rat is speechless? LOL

  7. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 10 months ago

    Rat’s total lack of respect for Pig has just fallen to about eight new lows. Now that’s bad when you don’t respect someone and your disrespect just goes down below the basement.

  8. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 10 months ago

    When mom wants you to think for yourself, she will tell you to.

  9. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 10 months ago

    A rousing game of Mother May I

  10. gilbert09

    gilbert09 said, 10 months ago

    ……and don’t for get your hat!!!

  11. the burser

    the burser said, 10 months ago

    and a scarf

  12. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 10 months ago

    Lol? Never had a mother, cant relate.

  13. icky  mudd

    icky mudd said, 10 months ago

    @the burser

    rubbers.

  14. dinkytown

    dinkytown said, 10 months ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    So what? Who does Rat respect? Charles Manson? Burke and Hare? Idi Amin? Caligula? Vlad the Impaler?

  15. finale

    finale said, 10 months ago

    Mittens; protect the Pig’s feet.

  16. Load the rest of the comments (19).