Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Moshe Murray

    Moshe Murray said, over 4 years ago

    Oh, the cruelty of Zeeba….
    I am calling for a UN investigation of unreasonable force used against Crocs by Zeeba! Look at them!
    These poor, hurting, helpless Crocs!
    When will this horror perpetrated by Zeeba end?
    When will the hatred ever enc?
    If only Zeeba would simply negotiate with the Crocs. If only Zeeba was willing to give up his tasty body in good faith to the Crocs. All of this senseless violence would be over.
    Condemn Zeeba NOW!

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Foiled by technology yet again…

  3. water_moon

    water_moon said, over 4 years ago

    Fits in with the “bird-brained” crocs, except I don’t think they could find their way home if they migrated more than 5 blocks away.

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of a “Garfield” strip where Garfield sees two birds and bumps his face in the window. The birds laugh at the misfortune, leave and Garfield leaves. Then Garfield holds up a worm whereupon the previous birds bump into the window. (25 Feb. ’96)

  5. patatomonsta

    patatomonsta said, over 4 years ago

    it funny because it true

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 4 years ago

    OK, this makes me hungry!!! Follow me here…it was a slider door that did the crocs in. Slider is another name for White Caste….I’m hungry! Nuff’ said…(with all due respect to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby…)

  7. Devvy98<3

    Devvy98<3 said, over 4 years ago

    THIS JUST IN… The newest technological breakthrough has just been officially named GLASS. All retarded crocs with speech incapabilities BEWARE!!!

    Board up the windows!

    Bar the doors!

    All female and children crocs are to hide in the cellar with AK-47 assault rifles UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

    ALL male adult crocs are officially DRAFTED into the WAR on GLASS!!!

    « This calming news broadcast is now over. This has been 105.6 The Calm. »

  8. Devvy98<3

    Devvy98<3 said, over 4 years ago


    Boy I hope that isn’t a real radio station…

  9. firedome

    firedome said, over 4 years ago

    double pane (double pain?) glass in the door…

  10. corzak

    corzak said, over 4 years ago

    That was a very touching and heart-felt speech by Bob.
    Beautiful . . .

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Zeeba Neighba played the crocs for pigeons, it seems. Maybe they weren’t aware that he had had these new full wall-height windows installed replacing the old-fashioned windows with sill that he used to have. Hey, Larry and Bob! Don’t get your noses all bent out of shape!

  12. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, over 4 years ago

    I love that Zebra just doesn’t react through any of this.

  13. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    I would love to know what glass polisher Zeeba uses.

  14. KenTheCoffinDweller

    KenTheCoffinDweller said, over 4 years ago

    Probably the same cleaning service that Apple Uses on their glass doors.

  15. Devvy98<3

    Devvy98<3 said, over 4 years ago


    What do you predict 4 2morrow? lol

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