Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. ODDBALL

    ODDBALL said, about 1 year ago

    Vice-Pressydent, AGAIN?

  2. chireef

    chireef said, about 1 year ago

    sounds like a similar method to how they would find witches, dunk them in water if they float they are witches if they sink … well god forgives them their sins. Monte Python had a good work around though … ducks float… so compare them to the weight of a duck … and hope the scales honest.

  3. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, about 1 year ago

    Well, hands-down he beats the pants off Biden.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem said, about 1 year ago

    He’d be a pretty good Vice Pressydent.

  5. corzak

    corzak said, about 1 year ago

    Larry can relax. Newt never had any chance of nomination. Not now nor ever. Permeated with corruption.

    Although it would be interesting to know if he does have gills.

  6. carl craig

    carl craig said, about 1 year ago

    @chireef

    thats funny i knew the witch fact but not the monty python fact now i know

  7. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie said, about 1 year ago

    How about we limit the candidates to people too smart to run for the office?

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 1 year ago

    I nominate Jethro Tull as Newt’s running mate.

  9. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, about 1 year ago

    Well Larry would be better than Bush Jr. I mean that guy was so dumb he thought he was the vice president and did what ever Cheney said.

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, about 1 year ago

    The two party system is a farce. It should only exist if non-twin siblings have the same birth date.

  11. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, about 1 year ago

    @DryGrub Willie

    …and who would they be? we don’t have a smart one in office now and he was elected.

  12. trekman58

    trekman58 said, about 1 year ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    …and Larry can go “Bungle in the Jungle”!

  13. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    I bet they can all talk under water …

    How can you tell a politician is lying ? His / her lips are moving (even under water).

  14. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, about 1 year ago

    I think Larry should move to the top of the GOP candidate list, shows remarkable intelligence.

  15. ne7minder55

    ne7minder55 said, about 1 year ago

    Sadly, Larry may be better qualified than the rest of the GOP field. He has a better personality that Newt, Herman or Michelle and is smarter than either of the RIcks or Ron. Its unfortunate that one party has given itself over to nutbags and crackpots to the point there is not one decent candidate for them to chose from.

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