Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. ODDBALL

    ODDBALL said, over 2 years ago

    Vice-Pressydent, AGAIN?

  2. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    sounds like a similar method to how they would find witches, dunk them in water if they float they are witches if they sink … well god forgives them their sins. Monte Python had a good work around though … ducks float… so compare them to the weight of a duck … and hope the scales honest.

  3. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 2 years ago

    Well, hands-down he beats the pants off Biden.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    He’d be a pretty good Vice Pressydent.

  5. corzak

    corzak said, over 2 years ago

    Larry can relax. Newt never had any chance of nomination. Not now nor ever. Permeated with corruption.

    Although it would be interesting to know if he does have gills.

  6. carl craig

    carl craig said, over 2 years ago

    @chireef

    thats funny i knew the witch fact but not the monty python fact now i know

  7. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie said, over 2 years ago

    How about we limit the candidates to people too smart to run for the office?

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    I nominate Jethro Tull as Newt’s running mate.

  9. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, over 2 years ago

    Well Larry would be better than Bush Jr. I mean that guy was so dumb he thought he was the vice president and did what ever Cheney said.

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 2 years ago

    The two party system is a farce. It should only exist if non-twin siblings have the same birth date.

  11. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    @DryGrub Willie

    …and who would they be? we don’t have a smart one in office now and he was elected.

  12. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 2 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    …and Larry can go “Bungle in the Jungle”!

  13. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 2 years ago

    I bet they can all talk under water …

    How can you tell a politician is lying ? His / her lips are moving (even under water).

  14. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 2 years ago

    I think Larry should move to the top of the GOP candidate list, shows remarkable intelligence.

  15. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 2 years ago

    @corzak

    Gills, no. Scales, yes.

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