Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Havelock_Vetinari

    Havelock_Vetinari said, almost 5 years ago

    I still say they should go with Offler. At least then they can eat the sausage sizzle.

  2. Alohacat

    Alohacat said, almost 5 years ago

    Belief in a BOX. Does that come with fries? Or at least, a toy or something?

  3. Alohacat

    Alohacat said, almost 5 years ago

    ONION RINGS!! Give me onion rings or a vengeful god.

  4. corzak

    corzak said, almost 5 years ago

    I’m not sure why the crocs aren’t calling upon Sobek

  5. KingArthur67

    KingArthur67 said, almost 5 years ago


    Terry Pratchett fan I see

  6. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago


    i agree with Havelock_Vetinari, Offler is the way to go

  7. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, almost 5 years ago

    Any sufficiently advanced technology will appear to be magic to less advanced people. I think we just fund the crocs level. I wonder if we can get it down to shiny thing on a string?

  8. mailinutile2

    mailinutile2 said, almost 5 years ago

    Nope. Mighty Anoia rising from the Cutlery shalt smithe ye unbelievers!

  9. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, almost 5 years ago

    You’re thanking God that your an athiest? I think you’re a little confused.

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 5 years ago

    There’s two kinds of people who claim not to believe in a God in America. Those who don’t believe in a God and atheists.

    The former normally doesn’t care about God, one way or the other. Live and let live. Everyone else can believe what they want, type of thing. I respect that.

    Atheists in the U.S at least, are people who typically hate God and hate those who believe in God, seeking to stamp out all traces of God in public and private in the U.S. Every atheist I’ve ever met was of this mold.
    As such, they do believe in God, because you can’t actively hate something you don’t believe exists. The hate is so great that even seeing a church or cross is often enough to cause a reaction. I’ve never enjoyed being around them because of that hateful nature. They are the people who attack others and then claim to be victims, those who seek to take what is the right of others’ under the law and then claim that their own rights are violated and so on.
    The only thing I’ve ever been able to figure out is that either 1. someone in a church hurt them personally and/or 2. they love to do something they know is wrong and it’s absolutely driving them bonkers.

  11. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 5 years ago

    Their arms too short to box with G*d…

  12. cheney439

    cheney439 said, almost 5 years ago

    For your sake, I hope you’re right.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 5 years ago

    (The bigots come out at night!)

    A clown in a box is truly a fearsome god!

  14. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 5 years ago

    Of course the Church has “NEVER” done bad things…The Crusades, all that enforced conversion that went on in Africa and Asia, the whole “We’re so poor, mend our roof and don’t look at our gold statues, magnificent buildings”…..I’m finished for now.

  15. wcorvi

    wcorvi said, almost 5 years ago


    I think it is more like, there are two kinds of people who DO believe in god. Those who believe quietly, and those who want to shove it down everyone else’s throat. The ‘under god’ of the pledge is a good example of the latter – you don’t dare NOT say the pledge, and when you do, you get a smug reaction of “See – you DO believe!”

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