Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. jeff_elbel

    jeff_elbel said, almost 3 years ago

    Direct hit! He should join forces with li’l guard duck.

  2. ODDBALL

    ODDBALL said, almost 3 years ago

    Should’a been a tranquilizer dart.

  3. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, almost 3 years ago

    I thought this joke involved a rattlesnake?

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Melvin, help your buddy Bob. We’ll think no less of you.

  5. Alohacat

    Alohacat said, almost 3 years ago

    Chevy Chase in that movie, “Caddyschack II”, quote – “Is there any money in it for me?” – end quote. Sorry to involve the movie, like “Caddyschack II” — it was done for a laugh. AND That is all that IT is worth…

  6. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @Peabody-Martini

    it does, and it isn’t the rear either

  7. aarken

    aarken said, almost 3 years ago

    He’s asking you to pull something out, not put something in.

  8. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, almost 3 years ago

    @Peabody-Martini

    And I think it was the Lone Ranger and Tonto…

  9. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 3 years ago

    The dart is in a whole croc of sh@%!

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 3 years ago

    Wake up this morning Zebra, get your kid a gun…

  11. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, almost 3 years ago

    “I shot an arrow in the air … It hit a croc’s derriere.”

  12. mailinutile2

    mailinutile2 said, almost 3 years ago

    The crocs could solve Zebra’s problem neatly

  13. firedome

    firedome said, almost 3 years ago

    @naturally_easy

    i don’t think we need to go any further here…

  14. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, almost 3 years ago

    @aarken: He’s asking you to pull something out, not put something in.

    Either way, that’s a touchy subject.

  15. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, almost 3 years ago

    ‘Pearls Before Swine’ and ‘Speed Bump’ are reading from the same song-sheet this morning.

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