Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, over 1 year ago

    Good job, Goat!

  2. Radish

    Radish said, over 1 year ago

    They are off to Segway into another joke…

  3. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    Andy Capp

    “I’ve got a degree in Lethargy!

  4. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 1 year ago

    1% of all road runners end up in comic strips.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    When’s the Coyote going to come along and chase them?

  6. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    I would’ve had an …ology in lethargy but I couldn’t be bothered to turn up for the exam.

  7. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 1 year ago

    Odd – I’d just decided I’d skip my exercise routine today. Don’t you hate when G*d speaks to you through a comic strip?!. . ..

  8. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 1 year ago

    @jukeofurl

    I’d be more concerned about God speaking to you about being afraid to write God in your comments!

  9. afficionado

    afficionado said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    They should have evening classes in lethargy in Malta. I could be a teacher because I have a masters degree

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Admirably open-minded of you, Goat.
    Was that Pig ironically shouting the final exhortation from offstage left?

  11. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft said, over 1 year ago

    @naturally_easy

    That’s a Jewish custom.

  12. petersg_99

    petersg_99 said, over 1 year ago

    They should start an “occupy the couch” movement to protest laziness.

  13. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic said, over 1 year ago

    @Lovecraft

    A Jewish custom of not fully writing the word God? I find that extremely dubious. But not being a Jew, Orthodox or otherwise I don’t know for sure, but I still find it rather disrespectful and therefore doubt the Jewish faith exercises that “custom”

  14. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic said, over 1 year ago

    @naturally_easy

    That was exactly my thought. I am never afraid to praise God in his glory, nor to profess my faith in the Almighty. However I do not trot it out in my business because in my experience all of the “Christian” businesses around here are run by crooks. On the other hand almost all of the ethical and honest businesses are run by Christians.
    .
    A thought for today to emphasize your point,
    Book of Luke, 11:33 – No man, when he hath lighted a candle, putteth it in a secret place, neither under a bushel, but on a candlestick, that they which come in may see the light.
    .
    That means, when you believe in God, when you write about God, you spell the Lord’s name in full, not with a placeholder. Anything less is disrespectful. One might say blasphemous.

  15. phuh knees

    phuh knees said, over 1 year ago

    “%@&!” is the way Rat spells it out.

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