Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago


  2. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 4 years ago

    Many of my friends are beer snobs. In the past I would always try their fancy beers. Now I proudly order the cheapest domestic beer available. It taste better to me.

  3. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 4 years ago

    What’s with the chef’s hat and apron?

  4. artybee

    artybee said, over 4 years ago

    He’s barbecuing.
    I drank enough of that American weasel-whizz to float a ship. Now I only drink micro-brews. Thank heavens.

  5. Nels Balwit

    Nels Balwit GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Many Americans only drink beer to get buzzed or drunk. They don’t care what it tastes like as long as it cheap.

  6. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    walruscarver2000 said,


    Saw it. It was just OK. Now next Wednesday’s…that’s funny.

  7. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Back in ancient Mesopotamia, brewing enabled farmers to preserve the nutritive value of their grains past the normal rotting point, thus showing how agriculture could improve everyone’s lot in life, justify permanent farming communities, and ultimately giving rise to civilization as we know it. Yay, beer!

  8. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, over 4 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    Plus, once they’d had enough of it, nomad scavenging got much harder to do. Finding your knees can be pretty hard after enough.

  9. wcorvi

    wcorvi said, over 4 years ago

    Once I overheard a comment in a University-town bar: “I really like those good German beers like Heinekens.”
    Heinekens is, of course, Dutch.

  10. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, over 4 years ago

    In Canada we like to refer to American beer as pony piss.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago


    As I said, we all know what brand of swill Rat is drinking, but for legal reasons we can’t say; right, bud? The real question, then, must be, what brand is cartoon-Pastis drinking, and how much does it cost?

  12. James Lindley

    James Lindley GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Hugh, I’ve never tried Canadian beer (yet). Most American beers are made more for quantity than quality though. There are some good American beers, but the big players in the game (the now Belgian owned company, one owned by a UK company, Colorado Kool-Ade) are not our best products. Actually, I’ve referred to them as goat piss.

  13. bbadenov

    bbadenov said, over 4 years ago

    I was in Brussels, Belgium a few years ago and was dragged to a tavern called “Mort Subite” which offered a beer of the same name. The term means “sudden death” and since it tasted like vinegar, the name was most appropriate.

  14. Submachine

    Submachine said, over 4 years ago

    And that pony pee you call beer in canada is better…feh.

  15. sharklungs

    sharklungs said, over 4 years ago

    Cock and Bull makes a great ginger beer and it’s American.

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