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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jul 23, 2011
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"Story Update Due to this week's storyline, in which Rat advocated overthrowing the government, Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis was placed in federal prison."
Rat:  What's with all the beer?
Pig:  Steph gets out of prison today, so I thought I'd give him a 'Welcome-Home' party. I can't wait to see him again and -   Steph...What happ-
Stephen Pastis:  Cellmate. Did my hair. Don't wish to discuss.
Pig:  Well...a hairdo's only temporary Steph...I mean. It's not like he have you a tattoo that you can never - 
Rat:  Ohhhh, you look wonderful.
Stephen Pastis:  I'm gonna kill you, you stupid @#*%#@#-
Pig:  Steph! No! That's not what the Jeffy would want!
Jul 25, 2011
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