Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Rocky

    Rocky said, almost 2 years ago

    I work with guys just like this!

  2. rayannina

    rayannina said, almost 2 years ago

    Rat has very sorry dreams …

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    By the time Rat finishes that 12-pack (or case?), Goat will be the greatest genius in all history!

  4. kreole

    kreole said, almost 2 years ago

    Now that is a solution!

  5. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    As many have remarked on other strips, Rat definitely has a drinking problem. Which is what makes him think that another few beers will make his dreams come true. It won’t…it will ensure they stay just dreams.

  6. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 2 years ago

    Doing something in no way ensures anything. Doing nothing doesn’t either. It’s all dice rolling.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, almost 2 years ago

    Womble — unless, of course, his greatest ambition is to get very drunk.

  8. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, almost 2 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    Do you look like Rat? A little bit?

  9. x_Tech

    x_Tech said, almost 2 years ago

    When I encounter an impedance I resort to my mantra


    Ohm Ω Ohm Ω E=IR Ω I=E/R Ohm P=IE (I²R) Ω…
    Z takes a little more meditation.

  10. x_Tech

    x_Tech said, almost 2 years ago

    Or a six pack, whichever sounds good.

  11. ahser

    ahser said, almost 2 years ago

    at least he did something about it, i’d say it’s a lil better than just wallowing in self-pity

  12. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, almost 2 years ago

    If he had his life to live over, he would have lived over a liquor store.

  13. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    How about an eraser?

  14. Darren Barkman

    Darren Barkman said, almost 2 years ago

    Most men live lives of quiet desperation. Apparently, Rat does, too…

  15. Brockie

    Brockie said, almost 2 years ago

    Let the buzz begin…

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