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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Jun 2, 2011
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Man: Hi. Gimme an iced double tall nonfat 180 vanilla latte. 
Rat: Okay, but let me ask a question first... ...You ever had a high-maintenance girlfriend? 
Man: Yeah, a while back, I guess, but we broke up... Wait... ...Why you asking me this? Rat: Because you're a high-maintenance customer. And I'm breaking up with you. Man: Gimme my @#$$%#@ Coffee. 
Male employee: Can I have a word with you rat? 
Rat: Fine, but don't serve the ugly man. We've broken up.
Jun 4, 2011
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