Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2003
Transcript:
"I can't believe it....All of our retirement savings is in me, but to get it out, I have to be smashed." "What are we going to do, Honey?...All of our retirement plans--all of our dreams--are RUINED...And we had such a wonderful cruise planned." "...And yes, with the extra money, I'd like to upgrade my cabin."
Heartless…