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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 2, 2003
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"I've just done a study of everyone in a relationship who's ever said, 'I'll love you forever.'" "What for?" "Well, I wanted to try and calculate an average for just how long 'forever' was." "What'd you find?" "It's seven months." "That's not very forever." "No, but 'forever and ever' buys you another six weeks."
Jun 4, 2003
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