Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2002
June 26, 2002
June 28, 2002
Transcript:
"What are you doing out of the refrigerator?" "I left...It was way too unsafe." "Unsafe?" "Yeah. Gangs run the place...if you want protection, you gotta either hang out with the condiments or the beer..." "Who'd you pick?" "The cottage cheese." "You FOOL!" "Yes...I cheated death..."
And he himself was the bacon.