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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   He does have a super power: he’s alive despite having a plastic bottle over his head for 3 days.
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   win said, 3 months ago

   I annoy therefore I am.
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   Happy Sinner said, 3 months ago

   Irritatus Ergo Sum. :o)
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   TheTrustedMechanic said, 3 months ago

   Does the human actually think the turtle turned over his garbage cans? Not very smart there.
   Does Verne actually talk to the human so the human can understand? If so I think the honey bear on his head is the least of his worries right now. Sterile lab, men in white coats, needles and sharp instruments here Verne comes.
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   david_42 said, 3 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   The bottle isn’t very tight and turtles have slow metabolisms. Besides it’s only been three days on our side of the wall.
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   Daoine said, 3 months ago

   @david_42

   Unless, of course, this is the slowest human ever. A veritable three-toed sloth of a man.
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   George Tirebiter said, 3 months ago

   @Daoine

   He has a bright future in Politics.
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   Stephen Gilberg said, 3 months ago

   @Daoine

   He’s been standing there for quite some time. He might just be that slow. But annoyance makes a poor life defense.
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   bubbareb said, 3 months ago

   The more important question: is the human Lewis or is he Fry?
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    Potrzebie said, 3 months ago

    If the humans don’t help him or kill him I hope to see RJ trying to remove that bottle with a blow-torch!!!
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    chassimmons said, 3 months ago

    “To kill me dead” is perhaps redundant, but it is a standard rhetorical form, called prolepsis, although that interesting word (it means anticipation) is used in a number of other ways.
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    Daeder said, 3 months ago

    If the guy hits Verne on the bottle, will that give him a honey boo boo?
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