Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 3 years ago

    He’s getting the thread.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The basic rule of life, along with ‘duct tape holds the universe together’, and ‘If it moves and it shouldn’t use duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD40.’

  3. J K

    J K said, over 3 years ago

    Face it no matter what he’s screwed.

  4. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    Another loose screw…

  5. oldpine

    oldpine said, over 3 years ago

    @win

    Which is worse, a loose screw or a tight nut?

  6. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 3 years ago

    So old fashioned. They need Phillip’s help.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    Dad’s advice isn’t much help if you’re left-handed.

  8. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    I mean, left-threaded……….

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Figures, someone would use ‘screw’ … rats! I’m screwed for puns… guess I’ll have to bolt…

  10. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    The logic here is one is a turn-on and the other a turn-off.

  11. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Yeah, strip those threads baby!

  12. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 3 years ago

    @margueritem

    Followed by: If it doesn’t move, force it. If you force it, it breaks.

    Or as my computer tech says: If it works, don’t mess with it. If it doesn’t work…you messed with it, didn’t ya?

  13. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    @oldpine

    Stripped of a thread to cinch these cranks.

  14. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    And if it breaks it needs fixing anyhow, no?

  15. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 3 years ago

    There they are, on the beach, no swimsuits, and I don’t see any nuts.

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