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1. 

   Superfrog said, 3 months ago

   He’s getting the thread.
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   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   The basic rule of life, along with ‘duct tape holds the universe together’, and ‘If it moves and it shouldn’t use duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD40.’
3. 

   J K said, 3 months ago

   Face it no matter what he’s screwed.
4. 

   win said, 3 months ago

   Another loose screw…
5. 

   oldpine said, 3 months ago

   @win

   Which is worse, a loose screw or a tight nut?
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   AussieDownUnder said, 3 months ago

   So old fashioned. They need Phillip’s help.
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   blunebottle said, 3 months ago

   Dad’s advice isn’t much help if you’re left-handed.
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   blunebottle said, 3 months ago

   I mean, left-threaded……….
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   Figures, someone would use ‘screw’ … rats! I’m screwed for puns… guess I’ll have to bolt…
10. 

    Linux0s said, 3 months ago

    The logic here is one is a turn-on and the other a turn-off.
11. 

    Linux0s said, 3 months ago

    Yeah, strip those threads baby!
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    orinoco womble said, 3 months ago

    @margueritem

    Followed by: If it doesn’t move, force it. If you force it, it breaks.

    Or as my computer tech says: If it works, don’t mess with it. If it doesn’t work…you messed with it, didn’t ya?
13. 

    win said, 3 months ago

    @oldpine

    Stripped of a thread to cinch these cranks.
14. 

    win said, 3 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    And if it breaks it needs fixing anyhow, no?
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    PICTO said, 3 months ago

    There they are, on the beach, no swimsuits, and I don’t see any nuts.
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