Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 4 months ago

    Dang hair plugs…

  2. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 4 months ago

    The way that plumbers charge, she might want to consider marrying him otherwise her money is going to go down the drain.

  3. KA7DRE

    KA7DRE said, 4 months ago

    Odd she didn’t call Roto Rooter.

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 4 months ago

    Actually it’s the water softener. Ha!

  5. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    It’s a hairy job but somebody has to do it.

  6. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

    I’d like to see what he will charge her.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    I still remember a comic in Starlog … ‘What Robocop does on his time off …’Roborooter cop…’

  8. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    @440RoadRunner

    huzzah!

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 4 months ago

    I’ll bet you there’s an “Al’s Plumbing” in almost every corner of the continent……….

  10. pschearer

    pschearer said, 4 months ago

    I once heard that in the unexpurgated version Rapunzel was locked away because she was pregnant.

  11. tsandl

    tsandl said, 4 months ago

    @pschearer

    First edition Grimm. The witch discovered the prince’s visits after Rapunzel complained of her clothes being to tight.

  12. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 4 months ago

    She gave up ballet and has taken up clogging instead.

  13. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 4 months ago

    What really bugs me is that in the original tale, she spent about 18 years in the tower with no flush toilet. The base of the tower must have been hideous.

  14. Igo

    Igo said, 4 months ago

    @Stephen Gilberg

    Obviously, that’s why the prince had to climb up her hair. He wouldn’t want to wade through THAT mess.

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 4 months ago

    women who live in phallic symbols shouldn’t neglect the trim.

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