Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
    Had a very shiny nose
    You would even say it glows

    All of the other reindeer

    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Rudolph
    Hang around their reindeer dames

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve

    Donder came to say
    Rudolph with your nose so bright
    Won’t you come out of my closet tonight?

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 2 years ago

    Rudolph came to town again.

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 2 years ago

    When will Rudolph come out of the closet?

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, almost 2 years ago

    That’s a strange place to live, in the Red Light District!!

  5. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “When he told me he’d fly me to the moon, I just couldn’t resist!”

  6. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 2 years ago

    They were just playing “Jingle Belles”.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    And she still has that tell-tale glow about her.

  8. noahproblem

    noahproblem said, almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know if all the other reindeer loved him, but we now know ONE did.

  9. Dave Baugh

    Dave Baugh GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Ya know only male deer aka bucks have antlers so what is going on here?

  10. valehans

    valehans said, almost 2 years ago

    @Dave Baugh
    Both male and female reindeer grow antlers

  11. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Now Donner"s honor needs fixin’
    after Rudolph’s romp with Vixen;
    so he’ll go drink a few with Blitzen
    and tomorrow he’ll be wishin’
    he’d stayed at home . . . ☻

  12. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Funny comic – great comments!

  13. pinkx

    pinkx said, almost 2 years ago

    Reinman run, run, run!

  14. sandflea

    sandflea GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Oops, caught her with her collar off.

  15. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, almost 2 years ago

    @valehans

    Both male and female reindeer grow antlers

    And in the winter, the male reindeer’s antlers fall off.
    So much for ‘Truth in advertising!’

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