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   Linux0s said, 5 months ago

   Gifts expired fruit cake.
2. 

   Ottodesu said, 5 months ago

   @Linux0s

   NOOO!!
   Surely, you’re just making that up?
3. 

   glendakan said, 5 months ago

   No such thing as expired fruit cake. It just gets better with age.
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   SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

   Did Mark really do this 15 times before??!!

   
   Ripping off the mattress tag must have been featured in Consumer Police Reports #1!
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   SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

   I hate to think I might have to be put in a cell with someone who mixed old batteries with new ones,
   or tore the top off the cracker box instead of pressing “here”…

   
   But I have to admit…. I use my phone for e-mail and the internet….
   you mean… it makes calls?

   
   And when my dog was old and lost her appetite I mixed canned cat food in her kibble..
   The vet told me to, so he may be an accessory to the crime.
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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   Where’s the guy who ignored the words, “Open Other End”?
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   dheine1971 said, 5 months ago

   Nothing Christmas related in this?
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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   @dheine1971

   So?
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   Razzilla said, 5 months ago

   You can always give that fruitcake to a Salvation Army bell ringer to use as a kettle stand weight…
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    GoodQuestion said, 5 months ago

    And how about the guy person who took the medicine before shaking the well?!? . . . . ☻
11. 

    Perkycat said, 5 months ago

    @GoodQuestion

    How do you shake a well? —-Just had to ask.
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    markparisi said, 5 months ago

    Here are the other 15:
    http://www.offthemark.com/cartoons/consumer%20police%20reports/
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    Notsoastute said, 5 months ago

    @Perkycat

    ink well or water well?—- Just had to ask. ; )
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    Qun Mang said, 5 months ago

    It’s not a phone- it’s a pocket computer that happens to also make calls.

    I once said I had no intention of getting a cell phone, so that is my excuse for owning a smartph-, err, Android pocket computer.
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    K M said, 5 months ago

    My old cat and dog would be guilty as charged. Dog used to go into the kitchen and start eating from the cat bowl. Cat would come in, see dog eating from her bowl, go over and eat from dog bowl. Mom called vet, asked if this was a problem. Vet asked, “Do they seem to be having bad experiences from it? Are they throwing up or anything like that? No? Then don’t worry about it.” And thus it ran for the next 15 years or so.
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