Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    Gifts expired fruit cake.

  2. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    NOOO!!
    Surely, you’re just making that up?

  3. glendakan

    glendakan said, almost 2 years ago

    No such thing as expired fruit cake. It just gets better with age.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Did Mark really do this 15 times before??!!


    Ripping off the mattress tag must have been featured in Consumer Police Reports #1!

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I hate to think I might have to be put in a cell with someone who mixed old batteries with new ones,
    or tore the top off the cracker box instead of pressing “here”…


    But I have to admit…. I use my phone for e-mail and the internet….
    you mean… it makes calls?


    And when my dog was old and lost her appetite I mixed canned cat food in her kibble..
    The vet told me to, so he may be an accessory to the crime.

  6. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    Where’s the guy who ignored the words, “Open Other End”?

  7. dheine1971

    dheine1971 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Nothing Christmas related in this?

  8. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    @dheine1971

    So?

  9. Razzilla

    Razzilla said, almost 2 years ago

    You can always give that fruitcake to a Salvation Army bell ringer to use as a kettle stand weight…

  10. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    And how about the guy person who took the medicine before shaking the well?!? . . . . ☻

  11. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @GoodQuestion

    How do you shake a well? —-Just had to ask.

  12. markparisi

    markparisi GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Here are the other 15:
    http://www.offthemark.com/cartoons/consumer%20police%20reports/

  13. Qun Mang

    Qun Mang said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s not a phone- it’s a pocket computer that happens to also make calls.

    I once said I had no intention of getting a cell phone, so that is my excuse for owning a smartph-, err, Android pocket computer.

  14. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    My old cat and dog would be guilty as charged. Dog used to go into the kitchen and start eating from the cat bowl. Cat would come in, see dog eating from her bowl, go over and eat from dog bowl. Mom called vet, asked if this was a problem. Vet asked, “Do they seem to be having bad experiences from it? Are they throwing up or anything like that? No? Then don’t worry about it.” And thus it ran for the next 15 years or so.

  15. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 2 years ago

    @markparisi

    And there he is!! Thanks, guy! ;)

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