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The off-the-wall humor of off the mark puts a refreshingly spin on the things we see everyday... from your favorite icons to your least favorite trends, from commercials to pets to computers. Slightly skewed and just a little twisted, off the mark scores a bull’s eye with readers looking for a laugh.
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margueritem
said, 6 months ago
ROTFL!!
Linux0s said, 6 months ago
Probably found the Spider Department on the web.
anniebodyhome
said, 6 months ago
Yay! I knew if I waited long enough, someone would come up with a better way! Think they’ll take Visa over the phone?
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago
Wonder if it’s like the one in B.C. last week?
Paul Smith said, 6 months ago
Peter Parker hates these guys.
pouncingtiger said, 6 months ago
Is everyone supposed to have an overbite?
runar
said, 6 months ago
My sister used to send me upstairs to her room to kill spiders and centipedes. I’d go up there and stomp a couple of times then come back down and tell her it was dead (fortunately, she never checked the soles of my shoes).
Tue Elung-Jensen said, 6 months ago
Should call the guy from arachnophobia :)
Superfrog said, 6 months ago
I knew of a girl who called the police to rescue her from a spider and the cops actually turned up and killed the spider.
jeffc42
said, 6 months ago
Now that it’s getting a little cooler here on Okinawa, the spiders are migrating back indoors. They are not indoor pets.
J K said, 6 months ago
With two more guys they could use their eight legs to get up there.
J K said, 6 months ago
False alarm gents, she was watching Arachnophobia…
orinoco womble said, 6 months ago
When the great drought of 95-98 here finally broke, huge cockroaches appeared out of nowhere in most of the old buildings in my city. I’m talking, like 4-5 inches long. Some white, from the sewers, others brown. I once found one at eyelevel on the wall in the corridor I turned down, jumped about a foot and beat a hasty retreat back to where I came from. My buddy laughed in my face and called me a wimp, so I told him to go deal with it. I knew he’d seen it by the string of profanity! Hmmm…he didn’t wanna kill it either!
The J.A.M. said, 6 months ago
Geez…
runar
said, 6 months ago
@jeffc42
I have a simple rule: I do not willingly share my home with any living thing that is large enough to be seen without a microscope¹ and whose natural complement of legs is less than two or more than four.
¹ This exemption is for my intestinal flora.