Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 6 months ago

    ROTFL!!

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 6 months ago

    Probably found the Spider Department on the web.

  3. anniebodyhome

    anniebodyhome said, 6 months ago

    Yay! I knew if I waited long enough, someone would come up with a better way! Think they’ll take Visa over the phone?

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    Wonder if it’s like the one in B.C. last week?

  5. Paul Smith

    Paul Smith said, 6 months ago

    Peter Parker hates these guys.

  6. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 6 months ago

    Is everyone supposed to have an overbite?

  7. runar

    runar said, 6 months ago

    My sister used to send me upstairs to her room to kill spiders and centipedes. I’d go up there and stomp a couple of times then come back down and tell her it was dead (fortunately, she never checked the soles of my shoes).

  8. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, 6 months ago

    Should call the guy from arachnophobia :)

  9. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 6 months ago

    I knew of a girl who called the police to rescue her from a spider and the cops actually turned up and killed the spider.

  10. jeffc42

    jeffc42 said, 6 months ago

    Now that it’s getting a little cooler here on Okinawa, the spiders are migrating back indoors. They are not indoor pets.

  11. J K

    J K said, 6 months ago

    With two more guys they could use their eight legs to get up there.

  12. J K

    J K said, 6 months ago

    False alarm gents, she was watching Arachnophobia…

  13. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

    When the great drought of 95-98 here finally broke, huge cockroaches appeared out of nowhere in most of the old buildings in my city. I’m talking, like 4-5 inches long. Some white, from the sewers, others brown. I once found one at eyelevel on the wall in the corridor I turned down, jumped about a foot and beat a hasty retreat back to where I came from. My buddy laughed in my face and called me a wimp, so I told him to go deal with it. I knew he’d seen it by the string of profanity! Hmmm…he didn’t wanna kill it either!

  14. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, 6 months ago

    Geez…

  15. runar

    runar said, 6 months ago

    @jeffc42

    I have a simple rule: I do not willingly share my home with any living thing that is large enough to be seen without a microscope¹ and whose natural complement of legs is less than two or more than four.

    ¹ This exemption is for my intestinal flora.

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