Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 02, 2012

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    ROTFL!!

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    Probably found the Spider Department on the web.

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    anniebodyhome  over 11 years ago

    Yay! I knew if I waited long enough, someone would come up with a better way! Think they’ll take Visa over the phone?

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    Is everyone supposed to have an overbite?

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    runar  over 11 years ago

    My sister used to send me upstairs to her room to kill spiders and centipedes. I’d go up there and stomp a couple of times then come back down and tell her it was dead (fortunately, she never checked the soles of my shoes).

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 11 years ago

    Should call the guy from arachnophobia :)

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    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    I knew of a girl who called the police to rescue her from a spider and the cops actually turned up and killed the spider.

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Now that it’s getting a little cooler here on Okinawa, the spiders are migrating back indoors. They are not indoor pets.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    With two more guys they could use their eight legs to get up there.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    False alarm gents, she was watching Arachnophobia…

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    When the great drought of 95-98 here finally broke, huge cockroaches appeared out of nowhere in most of the old buildings in my city. I’m talking, like 4-5 inches long. Some white, from the sewers, others brown. I once found one at eyelevel on the wall in the corridor I turned down, jumped about a foot and beat a hasty retreat back to where I came from. My buddy laughed in my face and called me a wimp, so I told him to go deal with it. I knew he’d seen it by the string of profanity! Hmmm…he didn’t wanna kill it either!

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    i_am_the_jam  over 11 years ago

    Geez…

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    stang119  over 11 years ago

    Is it just me or did this strip get ‘soft’ over the last year?

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    Perkycat  over 11 years ago

    It always amazes me how we can be so afraid of something so much smaller than we are.

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    awrecknaphobia

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    kafox  over 11 years ago

    Oh, yes, please! These kinds of rescue workers should be everywhere!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    At least they’re not using brass knuckles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9oUq4twMVY

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    Mike H  over 11 years ago

    Liked

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    decalwrites  over 11 years ago

    I could have used them today. Black widows suck.

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    I know some people who would love to get the emergency number of these guys.

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    gforgina  over 11 years ago

    Now that’s a good idea!

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