Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Goldi, try laser removal..

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, about 2 years ago

    Now she’s the size of a bear.

  3. J K

    J K said, about 2 years ago

    Funny, from what I heard the relationship was just right, so long as you didn’t mind those emotional bear hugs.

  4. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 2 years ago

    Like those “celebs” who get wedding rings tattooed on, and then the marriage lasts just about long enough for them to heal.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    re: orinoco

    isn’t it almost funny (in a sick way) to see some celeb get married and think “new headline a year from now: celeb gets divorced”?

  6. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 2 years ago

    Who’s your Daddy?

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 2 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    A whole year? You do believe in romance, don’t you, Nabu! ;)

  8. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    This is funny!

  9. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, about 2 years ago

    What, she ate him allllll up?

  10. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Real romance does last. I’m glad we were in our 30s when we met. In our 70s we can still enjoy making each other happy, and neither of us ever had a tatoo.

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 2 years ago

    @DAZZ

    I actually know that…Tuesday was our 30th WA. It don’t get no better than this!

  12. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    Congrats to you and yours; our 30th is next June. Also no tattoos on either of us. Many years ago, people proclaimed their love by carving their initials on a tree trunk. It now seems like that was more sensible than injecting ink in one’s flesh, given the short lifespan of so many modern relationships.

  13. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 2 years ago

    @phritzg

    I’ll never forget the words of BJ Hunnicutt in an episode of MASH: “Why would you put on your body a picture you wouldn’t hang on your wall?”

  14. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Try Wrecking Balm (real tattoo removal product!).

  15. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 2 years ago

    He was just right—until he got to be just wrong.

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