Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 27, 2012

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Goldi, try laser removal..

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    Now she’s the size of a bear.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    Funny, from what I heard the relationship was just right, so long as you didn’t mind those emotional bear hugs.

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    Like those “celebs” who get wedding rings tattooed on, and then the marriage lasts just about long enough for them to heal.

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    PICTO  over 11 years ago

    Who’s your Daddy?

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    Perkycat  over 11 years ago

    This is funny!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    What, she ate him allllll up?

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    Real romance does last. I’m glad we were in our 30s when we met. In our 70s we can still enjoy making each other happy, and neither of us ever had a tatoo.

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    I’ll never forget the words of BJ Hunnicutt in an episode of MASH: “Why would you put on your body a picture you wouldn’t hang on your wall?”

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    Michelle Morris  over 11 years ago

    Try Wrecking Balm (real tattoo removal product!).

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    He was just right—until he got to be just wrong.

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