Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    To me, it would be.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    I love it!
    .
    My first job was in a restaurant. One saturday we ran out of hot dogs and the truck wasn’t due until the next week. So, I was dispatched to buy some from the grocery down the mall. We sold several of them. Then, the next morning, the things had turned a shade of light green. GACK! They got tossed…

  3. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Just remember,
    Red Meat isn’t bad for you
    Fuzzy Green Meat is bad for you.

  4. Cloudchaser Sakonige

    Cloudchaser Sakonige said, over 2 years ago

    When I was a small pup, my Mother actually did once cook eggs and ham with green food coloring for me.

  5. Daniel Mosemann

    Daniel Mosemann said, over 2 years ago

    Prompted by that Sam-I-Am,
    I finally tried green eggs and ham.
    I like green eggs and ham, you see…
    The bad part is they don’t like ME!!!

  6. Redhead55

    Redhead55 said, over 2 years ago

    @ Daniel Mosemann
    Good one!! :D

  7. treesareus

    treesareus said, over 2 years ago

    1978, in a wild land fire camp, Modoc National Forest, we were served Green Eggs and Green Ham…no one ate it.

  8. khcm1157

    khcm1157 said, over 2 years ago

    Call The Dr. Suess.

  9. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @khcm1157

    No, the LAWYER Suess.
    The Doctor gets Suedd for malpractice.

  10. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @NebulousRikulau

    Of course, it’s SEUSS, not Suess!! I’ll give you, NR, that the misspelling makes your joke work. But I wonder how Mr. Geisel’s family thinks about the constant misspelling of Theodore’s nom-de-plume.

  11. Ather

    Ather said, over 2 years ago

    Sam was pushing it, so, attempted murder.

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