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   margueritem said, 11 months ago

   To me, it would be.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

   I love it!
   .
   My first job was in a restaurant. One saturday we ran out of hot dogs and the truck wasn’t due until the next week. So, I was dispatched to buy some from the grocery down the mall. We sold several of them. Then, the next morning, the things had turned a shade of light green. GACK! They got tossed…
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   NebulousRikulau said, 11 months ago

   Just remember,
   Red Meat isn’t bad for you
   Fuzzy Green Meat is bad for you.
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   Cloudchaser Sakonige said, 11 months ago

   When I was a small pup, my Mother actually did once cook eggs and ham with green food coloring for me.
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   Daniel Mosemann said, 11 months ago

   Prompted by that Sam-I-Am,
   I finally tried green eggs and ham.
   I like green eggs and ham, you see…
   The bad part is they don’t like ME!!!
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   Redhead55 said, 11 months ago

   @ Daniel Mosemann
   Good one!! :D
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   treesareus said, 11 months ago

   1978, in a wild land fire camp, Modoc National Forest, we were served Green Eggs and Green Ham…no one ate it.
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   khcm1157 said, 11 months ago

   Call The Dr. Suess.
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   NebulousRikulau said, 11 months ago

   @khcm1157

   No, the LAWYER Suess.
   The Doctor gets Suedd for malpractice.
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    K M said, 11 months ago

    @NebulousRikulau

    Of course, it’s SEUSS, not Suess!! I’ll give you, NR, that the misspelling makes your joke work. But I wonder how Mr. Geisel’s family thinks about the constant misspelling of Theodore’s nom-de-plume.
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    Ather said, 11 months ago

    Sam was pushing it, so, attempted murder.
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