Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 12 months ago

    I’ve been in restaurants where I’ve wished the management put the people who are spouting obscenities at every second word in a loud voice at that table too.

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, 12 months ago

    I don’t know many smokers anymore……..They’re all dead….Oh, well…..

  3. einarbt

    einarbt said, 12 months ago

    Nice one.

  4. Number Six

    Number Six said, 12 months ago


    You can’t even walk past people without hearing obscenities in their conversation.

    And am I the only individual who always finds himself walking behind a ‘chimney’?

  5. Blue Boy

    Blue Boy said, 12 months ago

    The size of your vocabulary is a sign of intelligence… a repeated vocabulary…. Well, go figure!!

  6. Blue Boy

    Blue Boy said, 12 months ago

    A repeated vocabulary… Well, go figure!!

  7. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 12 months ago

    @Number Six

    I travel by bicycle. Which means I have to lock it up outside of my destination. Which means I have to stand there long enough to do that, and also to unlock it before leaving…. right there in the area that smokers also use. It wouldn’t be quite so bad if the idiots would extinguish their butts.

  8. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 12 months ago

    Nobody is allowed to smoke in my house. Even in winter, if it’s raining.

  9. AlnicoV

    AlnicoV said, 12 months ago

    I’ve known smokers who’ve actually eaten meals next to dumpsters for this very reason.

  10. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    Probably eat in the dumpster if he had to.

  11. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, 12 months ago

    I used to smoke. I stopped 35 years ago. No problem… It was Thanksgiving and I ran out of cigarettes. I crumpled the empty pack and threw it into the fireplace at my parents and said to my wife, “I’ll have to stop and get another pack on the way home.” I never did get that other pack.
    Smokers don’t bother me except if they are smoking while eating. That’s just gross…
    My wife is asthmatic and we avoid smokers as a practice because of her condition. I personally feel more imposed upon by the TV sets in restaurants and bars than by smokers…Just my personal gripe. That’s life… and not my problem.

  12. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, 12 months ago

    Even if you don’t believe the health warnings, cigarettes STINK — and stink up the surroundings. Only thing worse is

  13. husky51

    husky51 said, 12 months ago

    When I was 28 and my first child was on her way, I wrote a note to my wife (ex now) swearing to quit when my child was born. I was smoking 2-1/2 to 3 packs a day of Pall Mall regulars at the time. 3 days later I was hurting for a cigarette so I went to the store and bought a pack. Lit one up and took a puff. Felt like such an ass for breaking my word to my newborn and the cig went out the window as well as the pack. I’m 67 now and haven’t regretted it a bit…

  14. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 12 months ago



  15. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 12 months ago


    The best incentive there is, I guess. Mom quit when she found out she was carrying me (her first). This was in ’54, before it was widely believed to be harmful. Maybe it was instinct?

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