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Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
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Oct 10, 2013
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    simpsonfan2  about 4 years ago

    If this is true, I’m okay when the time comes..

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    JoeyCooler777  about 4 years ago

    Are you talking about doggie land?

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    Kali39  about 4 years ago

    Cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt — and they will never let us forget this fact.Besides, all cats go to heaven (okay, the Heaviside Layer in the musical, but it’s the same thing). …Cats are mostly evil, but they will go anywhere they want. We all know this.

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    kittenpah  about 4 years ago

    and also..“How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

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    AshburnStadium  about 4 years ago

    I’d be in the highest place in heaven.

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  about 4 years ago

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    probably not, unless they mix it with pot. A person can only drink so much normally and it’s clean the bathroom time. If they are stoned, too, the THC suppresses the nausea and a person can drink themselves to death without the throwing up that would save them.

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    Destiny23  about 4 years ago

    I’m safe, my cats will vouch for me!

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    Agent54  about 4 years ago

    Place I will stay the heck out of.

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    bluskies  about 4 years ago

    No offense to lovers of cats (though I question your sanity), but given the choice of a cat for a boss or a dog for a friend, I much prefer the dog. I also much prefer the old small enlarge button that used to be on the bottom of the strips than the huge magnifying glass that crops up willy-nilly in the middle now.

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    CoolcatDK  about 4 years ago

    Now we know why the Pope’s CATholic!

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    milania  about 4 years ago

    LECTERN

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    milania  about 4 years ago

    Me too. I don’t want to go where the cats went (I don’t think it’s “heaven”).

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    milania  about 4 years ago

    DOGS JUST RULE!!!

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    Varnes  about 4 years ago

    Dang, for once I did something right…

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    Varnes  about 4 years ago

    BTW, ALL cats have halos if you look closely….

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    rawalko  about 4 years ago

    I like cats just fine, but I imagine cat heaven would be unpleasant for humans.

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    BRO6164  about 4 years ago

    Well the Bible didn’t cover as much as he thought it did. Oops!

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    No,no,no,people, that’s only the gate-keeper who works for the “Big Dog”.

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    Richard Barton GC Insider about 4 years ago

    Now if only he had remembered to bring that ball of yarn.

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    John Rasmussen GC Insider about 4 years ago

    The other gate is run by dogs and is free to get in. This one is the fee line.

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    dabugger  about 4 years ago

    so dat’s da cat’s paw?…….

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    puddlesplatt  about 4 years ago

    they destroyed all my belongings…but I really did love the little SOBs

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    CYGNUS X1  about 4 years ago

    Just think of the fleas!!!

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    Perkycat  about 4 years ago

    I KNEW IT!!!! Cats Rule!

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    jrgtr42  about 4 years ago

    I don’t mind cats. I’d just rather not be owned by one.

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    Enoki  about 4 years ago

    He didn’t end up in heaven… And, it gets worse, Catbert runs personnel where he gets sent next…

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    marie1206 GC Insider about 4 years ago

    Well I’m safe! : )

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    yimhere  about 4 years ago

    … I thought DOG spelled backwards was…. oh, never mind… I’ll treat my cat with more respect!

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    dflak  about 4 years ago

    Cat heaven: the universe’s largest ball of yarn.

    There has to be doors in cat heaven. They wouldn’t be happy until they are on one side, complaining to get on the other.

    One of our cats used to come in with us through the front door and immediately go to the back door to be let out. Why go around the house when you can complain to the bipeds until one of them lets you back out?

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    Hunter7  about 4 years ago

    Liking both the cat % dog. One keeps the feet warm, brings toys and entertains with his silliness. The other warms the lap, brings gifts of fresh kills and entertains with a different kind of silliness..So pack doggie treats in one pocket and a tin of tuna in the other. Then ask if someone wants their ears scratched.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  about 4 years ago

    I don’t know why he should be surprised given St. Paw and the Cat-holic church.

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    Varnes  about 4 years ago

    Let me set things straight..Cats are really very loyal, they just want to be treated equally….That’s what some humans don’t like about them………Dogs are content to be subservient….Not cats…..First of all, cats are business mammals, they understand the trade off of “You keep critters away, and I’ll feed you the good stuff”….And it’s hard to put something over on a cat…Dogs? Pretend to throw a ball 5 times and watch what what a dog does, compared to cat…Cay: “You want he ball so bad you go get it”…I can’t find anything wrong with that. Sounds like me…I respect that…

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    Caddy57  about 4 years ago

    In ancient Egypt cats were revered ….and I am sorry but I want to go where dogs go.

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    mountaingreenery.  about 4 years ago

    Cats are misunderstood. I used to prefer dogs until I got to know what cats are really like. Now, I love both, and I would be happy to go to a Heaven full of them. More so than one filled with people who think that they get a free pass to go in, no matter how they have acted in their lifetime.

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    pbarnrob  about 4 years ago

    “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went” —Will Rogers (Snopes.com)

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    Alms4Thorby  about 4 years ago

    St Thomas?

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    jimgamer  about 4 years ago

    My I guess I am in trouble !!!!!!! 8^(

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