Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    That makes three of us, although I’m alternating between that and the Oscar Myer B-O-L-O-N-G-N-A one !

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    Patient: “If I do ‘This little piggie’ in 3-part harmony, that’ll chase it outa your head!”

  3. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    The diagnosis?

    He’s pig headed.

  4. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    But he is a stoat fellow.

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    They say that when you have an earworm its the words, not the tune, that gets stuck in your head.

  6. water_moon

    water_moon said, over 1 year ago

    Best cure for earworms: the Final Jepardy tune, it’ll replace what you had stuck and you can even trained yourself to forget it.

  7. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, over 1 year ago

    @water_moon

    I’m not trying to high-hat you here, but for me it’s signing the Ode to Joy from Beethoven’s 9th Symphony.
    I know the German words only phonetically, so trying to remember them takes such concentration that it wipes out the annoying tune I’m trying to forget.
    Then I’m stuck with
    “Freude schonen Gotterfunken,
    Tochter aus Elysium.”
    for the rest of the day.

  8. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, over 1 year ago

    @Gary McSpook

    Could be worse. might be La bamba or Hit the road Jack….

  9. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    When I was a kid, I sang it this way:
    Oh, I wish I had Oscar Mayer’s wiener
    Then all the girls would be in love with me!

  10. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne said, over 1 year ago

    @Rad-ish

    “They say that when you have an earworm its the words, not the tune, that gets stuck in your head.”

    ‘They’ can say anything ‘they’ like, when it gets stuck in my head, its the melody as often as not. The infuriating part is when the words don’t come with it!

  11. firedome

    firedome said, over 1 year ago

    @Gary McSpook

    I learned that in the beatles’ movie, “help”!

  12. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

    (drum roll) And the weiner is…

    OSCAR MAYER

  13. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    It’s the second verse they got – Oh, I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Meyer wiener …

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    What about good ear worms? I’ve had “My Dream” by Danny Kirwin, off of Fleetwood Mac’s Then Play On album for months and am enjoying it right now….

  15. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

    @water_moon

    My dad always said, “Sing the song through until the end then sing, ‘Shave and a haircut, six bits.’”

    If it ever worked for him it never worked for me.

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