Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Could’ a been a crab claw instead of a napkin.

  2. dragonmaster77

    dragonmaster77 said, over 1 year ago

    LOL to the extreme in the 5th panel.

  3. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, over 1 year ago

    I got a new stick deodorant yesterday. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom. Now I can’t walk but every time I fart the room smells nice

  4. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 1 year ago

    Sell him the lobster roll for the price of the tuna melt. Just “customize” it while it’s still on the grill.

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    I’m kinda surprised he didn’t mention any other bodily openings…Hey, he had it coming..

    somebodyshort, yeah, me too….The doctor gave me some suppositories one time. They tasted awful……., And for all the the good they did, I might as well have shoved them up my butt……

  6. sottwell

    sottwell said, over 1 year ago

    When I was young and naive my father-in-law remarked that Listerine was good for hemorrhoids. So I wiped… actually, it did clear them up within a day. Then he finished with the punchline- you’re supposed to gargle with it.

  7. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    Does Eddie’s pipe do emoticons?

  8. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    jreckard, good question…Hey everybody, how long has Eddie’s pipe been doing question marks and exclamation points? I caught last weeks, but I bet some went by that I didn’t notice..

  9. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    She really needs to put up a sign that reads “No politicians and lawyers allowed”.

  10. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    LOL! Flo has FINALLY found a useful purpose for Eddie!
    It’s amazing the number of self-centered jackasses like “Mr. Green Suit” that there are actually walking around!
    It’s also amazing that more of them haven’t had their noses stuffed full of napkins…or fists!
    Yes, Capt. Eddie’s pipe has been doing emoticons for quite a while.

  11. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    Cut off his thing (I cant type the word or I’ll get censored) and deep fry it in used 10W30 and serve it to him on a hot dog bun.

  12. Brian Ransom

    Brian Ransom said, over 1 year ago

    That guy sounds exactly like the arguments for border amnesty: Let them stay, it’ll be good for the economy, we’ll secure the border soon we promise, it’s better than doing nothing at all. Yeah right, I wasn’t born yesterday!

  13. A Scented Flower

    A Scented Flower GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t return.!!

  14. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, over 1 year ago

    Customer sounds like a real estate agent. Show him the door (he’s probably got comps on the door, too).

  15. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 1 year ago

    Hey, if all he wants is a “seafood sandwich,” sell him the tuna and tell him it’s lobster.

    Come to think of it, isn’t that the reasoning behind the “chained CPI” thing? (There. That should kick off the all-day political argument…)

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