Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Could’ a been a crab claw instead of a napkin.

  2. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, almost 2 years ago

    Sell him the lobster roll for the price of the tuna melt. Just “customize” it while it’s still on the grill.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    I’m kinda surprised he didn’t mention any other bodily openings…Hey, he had it coming..

    somebodyshort, yeah, me too….The doctor gave me some suppositories one time. They tasted awful……., And for all the the good they did, I might as well have shoved them up my butt……

  4. sottwell

    sottwell said, almost 2 years ago

    When I was young and naive my father-in-law remarked that Listerine was good for hemorrhoids. So I wiped… actually, it did clear them up within a day. Then he finished with the punchline- you’re supposed to gargle with it.

  5. jreckard

    jreckard said, almost 2 years ago

    Does Eddie’s pipe do emoticons?

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    jreckard, good question…Hey everybody, how long has Eddie’s pipe been doing question marks and exclamation points? I caught last weeks, but I bet some went by that I didn’t notice..

  7. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    She really needs to put up a sign that reads “No politicians and lawyers allowed”.

  8. Brian Ransom

    Brian Ransom said, almost 2 years ago

    That guy sounds exactly like the arguments for border amnesty: Let them stay, it’ll be good for the economy, we’ll secure the border soon we promise, it’s better than doing nothing at all. Yeah right, I wasn’t born yesterday!

  9. Good Evening

    Good Evening GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Don’t return.!!

  10. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, almost 2 years ago

    Customer sounds like a real estate agent. Show him the door (he’s probably got comps on the door, too).

  11. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, almost 2 years ago

    Hey, if all he wants is a “seafood sandwich,” sell him the tuna and tell him it’s lobster.


    Come to think of it, isn’t that the reasoning behind the “chained CPI” thing? (There. That should kick off the all-day political argument…)

  12. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, almost 2 years ago

    It would depend on who was standing on who’s ground!

  13. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, almost 2 years ago

    All of a sudden, I want a tuna fish sandwich. (I can’t afford the lobster roll.)

  14. bloatedcoder

    bloatedcoder said, almost 2 years ago

    Nice.

  15. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, almost 2 years ago

    Did you apply for the salesman job that was on
    offer a few days ago? You sound like an apt
    candidate.

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