Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    Since you haven’t found Moby Tom in 30 years, Herman, you had better have a back-up meal planned.

    From: The New Pennsylvania Dutch Cook Book
    By: Ruth Hutchinson
    Illustrated by: Tim Palmer
    Published by: HARPER & BROTHERS NEW YORK 1958
    Earlier edition published as: The Pennsylvania Dutch Cook Book (1948)
    Library of Congress catalog card number 58-8873
    Recipe credited to: Mrs. Victor Boyer


    POOR MAN’S TURKEY

    1 4-pound beef flank, with pocket
    2 cups diced, raw potatoes
    1 onion, chopped
    2 teaspoons chopped parsley
    3 eggs
    Salt and pepper

    Have your butcher cut a pocket in the beef.
    Mix potatoes, onions and parsley with beaten eggs.
    (Add prepared poultry seasoning if you like.)
    Stuff the pocket with this dressing.
    Roast in 325° oven, basting frequently, just as though it were turkey.
    Should take about 1 3/4 hours.
    Serves 6.

  2. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 1 year ago

    GAH!!!!

  3. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 1 year ago

    There’s definitely a disturbance in the force.

  4. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    Must be a Smartphone.

  5. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    If it’s so danged smart, how did it manage to lose its signal?

  6. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Another reason to not have a phone. I do not want my whereabouts known like that.

  7. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, over 1 year ago

    Doesn’t the GPS system work even if the phone is off? Granted if the display is off the GPS transponder should still work by letting the NSA’s Spy Sats, er I mean Google’s Sats, er IRS’s Sats track the phone’s movement. Think I read that the GPS is always on until the power source is depleted or removed.

  8. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Lucy, you got some splainin’ to do…….(.I think she’s in cahoots with Dabney, …..)…

  9. Paul_B

    Paul_B said, over 1 year ago

    @wrwallaceii

    No, the GPS does not work if the phone is actually switched off, not to be confused with “sleeping” in which case it periodically and briefly switches on to “touch base” with the various networks – 3G/4G, WiFi, Bluetooth and such.
    .
    The problem with this particular suggestion is that whilst the GPS service, being satellite, is dependent only on access to satellites which is to say, the sky, so that Danae could still navigate by latitude and longitude, being out of 3G range means that neither can she contact anyone, nor can Jeffrey discover any information about her – even if her phone is on.
    .
    The only limitation on the GPS is that you require to have maps either loaded on the phone, or immediately available from the ’net, or memory in some form, of your home coordinates.

  10. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    Danae is lost because her Garmin is busted. Moby-Tom isn’t lost because he uses TomTom.

  11. Paul Rozeboom

    Paul Rozeboom GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    And the prize goes for best comment (drum roll please) OLFART

  12. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 1 year ago

    @jreckard

    This could be the FIRST product placement I’ve ever seen in the comments. However very clever!!! :)

  13. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Perfect timing, Lucy..

  14. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    Amazing! Danae has finally found someone even weirder then she is!

  15. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 1 year ago

    @olfart

    Good one!

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