Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    I know, but I’m not sayin’….

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Oh, man, did I get it wrong, I found the oldest Phil I could find and kneed him…Man, dyslexia sucks….

  3. HogFan

    HogFan said, over 3 years ago

    I’m trying to figure out how to tax stupidity! That should produce a pretty substantial cash flow!

  4. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, over 3 years ago

    Those who tell don’t know
    and those who know don’t tell.

  5. Gigantor

    Gigantor said, over 3 years ago

    I know plenty of needs. I just don’t have the means to fill them for people, hence I’m poor.

    Besides, he’s wrong. The surest way of getting rich is to have rich parents.

  6. Salinasong

    Salinasong said, over 3 years ago

    HogFan: We can’t tax stupidity … stupidity taxes us.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Alternatively, you could do what Madison Avenue frequently does … convince people they need something … when they really don’t.

  8. wdpeck

    wdpeck said, over 3 years ago

    I can tell you how to get rich for only $5000.00. If I tell 200 people, then I’ll be a millionaire!

  9. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago


    Hopefully, the Phil that you kneed lives in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania!

  10. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 3 years ago

    One time-honored way to get rich, much used recently: Find where money is insufficiently guarded, and loot what you can.
    For instance, in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, the character Norman Mushari “ recalled what his favorite professor, Leonard Leech, once told him about getting ahead in law. Leech said, just as a airplane pilot should always be looking for places to land, so should a lawyer be looking for situations where large amounts of money were about to change hands.”

  11. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    To end up with a small fortune, you start out with a large fortune.

  12. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, over 3 years ago


    Okay we had our fun with Punxsutawney,
    now I’m going have to ask you to refran from persicuting him…for Cindy Knight’s sake. She says it’s getting old!

  13. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 3 years ago

    Or do as the other guy did: discover that a big corporation needs something right now, convince a (soon-to-be-former) friend to sell it to you fairly cheap, and fast-talk the big corporation into leasing the thing from you. Then, every time something new or innovative appears in the marketplace, either buy the company outright or create a quick knock-off version, and use the market dominance you got courtesy of the big corporation (y’know, the big corporation that everybody bought from because timid middle managers believed nobody ever got fired for buying that three-letter brand) to wipe out any competition.

  14. Elsie Ross

    Elsie Ross said, over 3 years ago

    yes the hard part is to convince people they need something!!!!

  15. dabugger

    dabugger said, over 3 years ago

    An how long has dad been waiting?

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